emma

the good times are killing me

[emma @_emerzuu]

im still not over new orleans it's the only place that keeps me alive and this is why

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

home is whatever youve got left

[emma @_emerzuu]

is it too early or too late to sing about new years?

[rico @somethinglovely]

i’m bi and the bi stands for big inconvenience

[emma @_emerzuu]

unpopular opinion: everyone loves marineland

[emma @_emerzuu]

emmy rossum cuz im shameless

[emma @_emerzuu]

@xmiamigas EXCUSE ME WHAT

[emma @_emerzuu]

I get tuna sandwiched in the morning ! I get tuna sandwiched on the way home! I am a human not a fish

[emma @_emerzuu]

@pxtricia_ tell em sis 😤😤😤😤

[emma @_emerzuu]

Dawg if im paying 3000$ a semester i would like to have a professor that doesn’t say “that’s a good question I’ll definitely look into that” everytime i ask a question smh

[emma @_emerzuu]

the first 3 weeks of being both full time at school and work made me so socially exempt that i bumped into someone said sorry and then when she said "its ok" i felt like i accomplished something

[Michael Stevenson @mpstevenson1]

All this talk about “Big Dick Energy” and “Small Dick Energy” why don’t we stop and consider the possibilities of Renewable Dick Energy

[cardigan backyardigan @tom_is_spooky]

me: *yawns*
customer: lol wake up! :)
me:

[emma @_emerzuu]

@mackenzihackner but deadass no???

[emma @_emerzuu]

rest in peace kate spade u were a magnificent woman

[emma @_emerzuu]

@le0nquintana SIGN ME TF UP

[hood. @1RealHood]

Date a girl with low iron, she’ll be too tired to cheat 😩🤣🤣🤣she'll be home sleep or eating ice😂🤫

[emma @_emerzuu]

penguins are the skateboards of the animal kingdom good night

[emma @_emerzuu]

when he asks for tt’s so u send him your favourite ted talk 😩😤👌🏽😍