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You can only get true fulfillment and happiness from enjoying the achievement you made happen yourself.

[Mariam @WairimuMariam]

Kibe's random thoughts 😂😂

He'll always get you thinking about the sh*t that you were conditioned not to think about .

[Eric @amerix]

Picture this,

A man works at a Government Institution as a Senior Civil Servant,

Because of lust, he leaves his wife to cohabit with a sewer rat single mother who has three children from different men,

She infects him with a chronic venereal disease,

He gets ill,

He retires from the civil service,

Hoodrat and her chaotic sewer rats chew his retirement benefits and leave him broke and sick,

They disrespect him and chase him away like an incorrigible cur.

He unashamedly and remorsefully returns to his first wife, broke, broken and depressed,

She forgives him and agrees to nurse him in his illness.

He, unfortunately, dies,

At his funeral, his former hoodrat doesn't appear, but her chaotic children appear.

They defecate at his funeral and urinate on his grave.

That is the sad story of Simon Makonde.

If a man refuses to protect the fragility of his soul, the vultures and demons will devour him to smithereens.

[Utd Journalist @UtdJournalist]

🚨 BREAKING!

The VAR team in charge of Manchester United v Manchester City is expected to be suspended!

[Citizen TV Kenya @citizentvkenya]

Dr. Mukhisa Kituyi: Right now, Edwin Sifuna is very popular. If Sifuna were chosen to be the running mate of Ruto, they would go home together. There are some things that are not possible, like Ruto winning a legitimate mandate to remain president of Kenya. He can attempt to keep power without winning an election; that’s a very slippery route to go down, and the cost of it is unfathomable #JKLive

[WWE @WWE]

"YOU THINK YOU ENDED ME???" 😤

@itsBayleyWWE

[NigerDeltaDavido @FegeDaddy]

Little things mean a lot to men💪🏼❤️😂

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🔴⭐️ Manchester United make it four against Sabah!

Who’s been your Man of the Match?

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Come for the goal, stay for the assist 😮‍💨🤌

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

Rigathi Gachagua to fly out to the US on Wednesday, August 26. Says there are decisions he needs to make without being influenced

[NTV Kenya @ntvkenya]

You get hired, and as soon as you settle into that entry-level position,

You begin unearthing serious financial irregularities inside the Central Bank of Kenya.

A discovery that exposes a mega scam unfolding within the government.

Your boss, the governor, then hurriedly orders you to leave your department in under six hours.

This is the story of Jacinta Wanjala Mwatela.

#BankingOnCourage: https://t.co/IEBm4FKzBZ

@DuncanKhaemba

[Black @LilithBlack25]

Traore is a treasure

[Billy Ojwang @ojwang_bil9070]

Apa uyu aliamua kushuka na ruto vibaya Sana😂😂

[Football on TNT Sports @footballontnt]

The Premier League is BACK this month 🤩

[iQwatson @iQwatson]

COVERED IN SHAME
Majority of those young Somali women you see around Nairobi are covered in the shame of having had their vaginal opening sewn or sealed after FGM—known as Type III FGM/infibulation.
There’s doctor in Kilimani who charges upwards of Kshs.250,000 for a procedure called deinfibulation that surgically opens the scar tissue that seals or severely narrows the vaginal entrance after Type III FGM

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Royal blue ✅
Stockholm ✅

Sounds familiar... 💭🏆

[Munjiru wa mbari ya Karanja @wakariowa]

It's like Raila was joking while in the opposition!

[Alfred Keter🇰🇪 @alfredarapketer]

We are sorry the great people of Nandi Hills Constituency!
We were not familiar with your game!
Wantam Is Wantam!
😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Linda Mwananchi @LindaMwananchi_]

Trial and error is for experiments, not running a country.

[WWE @WWE]

Not Solo Sikoa running it back 😂

This is CLASSIC!

[Ole Teya @TeyaKevin]

New Gor Mahia striker Denis Omedi had his goal nominated for Puskas.