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my thoughts, in jest

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@LizCrokin So amazing, Liz! Fuck off 😃

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@AmericanAir Hello! My friend is seated in the Economy PLUS seat 9C on AA1514. While he has found the infotainment above your typical standard, I must say to you that he is so hungry! Can you provide a clear update on your food&beverage service offerings? Timeline is needed too.

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@JoeBiden Who are you talking to?

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@Quinny851 What doesn’t he get? He called you fragile and you agreed? Seems like he fully gets you lot

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@dinadanks “Et tu, Brute?” -me to the waiter serving me this garbage

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@immaculategrid Was proud of this one, but some y’all are real sickos

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@SenSanders Thank you for the update. I will continue my day now.

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@BarstoolBigCat Cares about some people (me), clearly

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@Rory_Talks_Ball Question makes me want to throw up, but feel the answer is fairly straightforward.

Keep - Saliba
Sell - Saka
Lose - Martinelli

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@KingJames Nice pick Bron!

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@Joe_2K_ool Cubs fan here. Not too bothered by this, but totally get why S+B are distressed in the moment. They’re watching their team’s season slip away in front of a microphone and the rhythm of the game in a key moment is disrupted by a milestone celebration for a record he already broke

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@PGALIVHotTakes Teeing off before the wind aka roping a 2 iron from 200 on 18 to win it. That’s his stock yardage right?

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@shannonsharpeee @TronCarterNLU @BigRandyNLU need your eyes on this

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@DrEliDavid @zerohedge Reading comprehension is tough. Either that or being disingenuous pays the bills.

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@dom_lucre What the fuck do any of you here in the comments know about either of these people’s lives?

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@BunkiePerkins Correct!

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@PeterFinchGolf I don’t know, Peter.

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@PennBaseball No XL or 2XL in the “Nike Dry Long Sleeve Hood Tee”?

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@NoLayingUp Formal fatwa to be issued upon @BigRandyNLU ? @TronCarterNLU

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@nut_history “All about having fun playing a kids game” until you’re not all about having fun playing a kids game.