˗ˏˋfranklanˊˎ˗

Cybersecurity + Music | “Brighter Than Blue” and "Brigadoon" out now! | @HyperPopMusic | G# is a hoax

[˗ˏˋfranklanˊˎ˗ @_franklan]

@LinkofSunshine PARKERSBURG MENTIONED‼️

[blackstar @blackstarops]

the burning oil fields in kuwait following the gulf war, captured by steve mccurry (1991)

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

(set of TNT's "INSIDE OLYMPUS")

ZEUS: hey Poseidon. tell em where we're sending him. where did you say we're sending him
POSIDEON: Laestrygonia

[rhinestone plowboy @XanderGalbraith]

I do think it's wild that he was so-clearly aiming for Paul Simon but ended hitting actual South African musician Johnny Clegg instead

[˗ˏˋfranklanˊˎ˗ @_franklan]

@kylegordon101 Is this Beatenberg https://t.co/Iou1mddpre

[SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity]

I admire IT people 20 years in who still run home labs. It's like coming home from the egg salad sandwich factory, hearing, "what do you want for dinner, honey?" And saying, "same thing we have every night: egg salad sandwiches."

[˗ˏˋfranklanˊˎ˗ @_franklan]

@bluntdoblet

[bluntdoblet @bluntdoblet]

On the telephone

[Connor McCann @connor_comics]

call from my dad

[˗ˏˋfranklanˊˎ˗ @_franklan]

@CartuneNetwerk Suit + CISSP means cybersecurity management role.

Source: I have the CISSP and CCSP but I don’t wear a suit at work

[˗ˏˋfranklanˊˎ˗ @_franklan]

@ratlimit First 567, then 68, then finally 0515 😁

[Sour @The_Sourkraut]

Going through boxes. Behold the Iraq Invasion Eva figs.

[harrison (///) @harrisondubay]

The Republican Party exists to drag machetes through the back of this country’s economic engines. It is a vehicle to extract cash and inflict suffering on urbanites to satisfy the anxieties and bizzare sadism of America’s flailing & dwindling provincial class

[˗ˏˋfranklanˊˎ˗ @_franklan]

@TheDemocrats @DeepDishEnjoyer @StephenM Don’t delete

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

@StephenM shut up you ugly fuck

[TOFIE 🌱☁️ daughter of eöriia @TOFIEmusic]

I do not mix on “monitors.” I DO NOT “car test” my masters. I make music in my HEADPHONES. And if I find out later that my song’s mix does not sound good when listening on speakers, then I REGRET IT FOREVER.

[˗ˏˋfranklanˊˎ˗ @_franklan]

@dieworkwear I would also mention to people that vintage watches on a leather strap go well with most outfits and are probably suitable for 99% of lifestyles.

I wear a vintage Breguet with T-shirts and jeans fairly often!

[Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm]

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???