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[Sahil Bloom @SahilBloom]

In summary:

(1) Family time is limited—cherish it.

(2) Friend time is limited—prioritize real ones.

(3) Partner time is significant—never settle.

(4) Children time is precious—be present.

(5) Coworker time is significant—find energy.

(6) Alone time is highest—love yourself.

[Nat @unfortunatalie]

Can't believe they are going to make a MAN queen. This woke nonsense has gone too far.

[lucy @_garageflower_]

My favourite podcast right now BURN the cursed boxers

[Reductress @Reductress]

I May Not Be the Prettiest Girl at The Bar, but I'm Also Not The Smartest: https://t.co/DkfsjjiY2i

[Death Star PR @DeathStarPR]

If we stop blowing up planets now, that would be extremely unfair to the planets we've already blown up.

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is 'mafting' (18th century): overpowered by stifling heat and an oppressive lack of air.

[lucy @_garageflower_]

Is there anything more terrifying than the border control asking you what you did in their country?? Idk walked around! Saw the sights! Nothing I shouldn’t have been doing I swear!!

[Adrian Bliss @adrianbliss]

Infinite monkeys type Shakespeare

[Trades Union Congress @The_TUC]

Posted without comment.

[lucy @_garageflower_]

#Damisgotasemi

[lucy @_garageflower_]

Luca is a walking red flag #LoveIsland2022 he’ll be the first to fuck her off in casa amour

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

it’s been 20 years since scooby doo was released and this scene remains one of the greatest fight scenes ever

[lucy @_garageflower_]

Wordle 319 1/6

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[lucy @_garageflower_]

I can’t cope with this

[lana 🦋 @taytoomuch13]

My vibe today is Jason talking to his camera pretending to call a client #SellingSunset

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND WATCH THIS MOMENT FROM THE ONE SHOW

[lucy @_garageflower_]

@TicketmasterCS How can I speak to a human being? You are taking the piss

[lucy @_garageflower_]

@TicketmasterCS are you really not going to let me go to @Kathbum ‘s show this weekend because you’ve sent the tickets to an address I lived at 2 years ago and can no longer access??? Why don’t you have human customer service anymore?! 😭

[lucy @_garageflower_]

@TicketmasterCS @TicketmasterCS I still haven’t heard anything back from your team over email - am I going to this event or not I need to plan travel or I want my money back this is so bad

[lucy @_garageflower_]

@TicketmasterCS The event is in 3 days

[lucy @_garageflower_]

@TicketmasterCS I’ve done that twice and no one has responded to me since