scabby gabby

spam acct xoxo

[salvi @yassambassador]

rachel: ross doesn’t like me
phoebe subplot:

[RunnerEye @RunnerEyeYT]

WWE Wrestlers are drag queens for straight men. I will not be taking further questions at this time thank you

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I keep accidentally texting my friends like I am a dog

[☔ @Whotfismick]

TOMORROW IS MONDAY AGAIN

[ʰ @easterngoblin]

Is blud serious rn

[Whitty Huton Wuld Toor Manager @wittykitty5]

No matter the species, toddlers just be doing whatever

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

dont drink them $1 margaritas from applebees, all my teeth loose

[chase @_chase_____]

if i ever got married i would use the reception as an opportunity to just play every song i’ve ever liked. no theme, no vibe. just me being like “omg i love this one” for two hours

[Jay @idek_tb]

me walking into a restaurant I ain’t ever been to before looking at everybody’s food

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

girls on weekends:

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

not yall apparently

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

when he replies to the story I intentionally posted for him

[antifa🔻girlfriend @lllliatttt]

they should invent something other than time that heals all wounds

[trash jones @jzux]

are you ever telling a story and halfway through you’re like jesus will i ever shut up

[Lil Rico ⑨ @IAmLilRico]

Somebody please tell me eyelashes take five hours to do before i go to príson…😭