Questions for people who chew with their mouths open:
1. How does food not fall out?
2. Can you not hear yourself? If you can, how do you stand it?
3. What’s it like to have so many people hate you?
I can’t stop thinking about how crazy the beginning of the pandemic was. My English professor pulled up a recipe for a Hot Toddy on the projector and said “we’re going virtual. If you get sick drink this. Best of luck” and I never saw him again
My boyfriend just tired ramen noodles for the first time today while I have literally been living off of them for 4 years. If that doesn’t show how twisted the world is I don’t know what does