g-daddy

is this thing cursed?

[g-daddy @_graeson]

BloatmaXXXed

[very tall bart @TallBart]

Future historians will study this day for generations

Future historian: (Getting sucked by an alien) Fuuuck

[g-daddy @_graeson]

@stuartsaysstop No doubt I have problems but look up Ace-K if you want, it’s not as bad as sugar alcohols but it’ll get ya

[g-daddy @_graeson]

Coke Zero is made with the “shit your pants” fake sugar not the cool cancer giving fake sugar

[jawn didion @tinndfishmonger]

I tried Coke Zero at lunch instead of Diet Coke. All of the aspartame without any of the refreshment, the glamour, the joie de vivre, the satisfaction of cracking open a cold, glistening can of DC. Insidious beverage.

[g-daddy @_graeson]

@Iridethedirt You have a stronger stomach than me enjoy your Coke Zero I’ll enjoy my cancer

[matt @ruffledsavior]

the right woman won't care if you're gay

[ounce 🇵🇬 @SensibleRapist]

"Yeah look at my yummy ass dinner that my wonderful wife made me! Look everyone!" Fuck you.

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

I've been having my midlife crisis for a long time, but I'm finally old enough to have it for real. I will die on July 24, 2067.

[sev @t0rmentedd]

She’s just using me for my below average penis and my slightly overweight body and my empty bank account

[Sam Hyde 🇺🇸 @wigger]

Hitting your kids is in the same category as circumcision, iPads, strict adherence to the CDC vaccine schedule---it is for Ns, goyim, and walmart pajama people. It lowers IQ (Straus, 1995), increases aggression (Gershoff, 2016), is less effective than a timeout, and requires escalation to keep working. The replies to articles like this are filled up with the Dumbest People Who Ever Existed saying "it worked for me" and then genuinely malicious and hateful morons dropping reaction gifs of like daffy duck swinging a belt

"EVERY STATE IN AMERICA ALLOWS YOU TO PHYSICALLY CORRECT YOUR CHILD. It's legal. It's fun. Bring it on." -- profile says: Cat Sanctuary Dad. Unyielding steel. Workouts, keto, cat chaos, anime rants. Godzilla, Gundam, Mazinger, Ultraman, classical art, manga.

If you hit your kids, you will create permanent emotional distance with the only person/people you could ever be that close to, not to mention sending them down the road of being as much of a lost fuckup loser as you are who will hit their own kids, or wont, but only after spending a decade figuring out why they reflexively apologize all the time.

[doomer @uncledoomer]

im sorry but "indian hells angels" is a cumtown bit

[Rich 🐺 @heywildrich]

i could hold you down an fuck you in a 7-11 parking lot for a full 15 minutes before the cops arrived if i wanted.

how do you feel about that?

[g-daddy @_graeson]

@dickmasterson @VinniePaulino

[g-daddy @_graeson]

@natedrum8 This one went crazy

[g-daddy @_graeson]

@natedrum8 True facts

[g-daddy @_graeson]

@natedrum8 Nice

[g-daddy @_graeson]

@natedrum8 Banger!

[g-daddy @_graeson]

@ElevatorsComing @CHP_Truckee No that’s not true

[Tiger Woods @TigerWoods]

Xmas tradition that my kids love. Mac Daddy Santa is back! -TW