Hannah Ernst

@MountUnion alum • @Nichols_College GPS alum • Certified Athletic Trainer • I’m funny sometimes. she/her

[Hannah Ernst @_h3rnst]

In 2003 I watched Britney Spears, Madonna, and Christina Aguilera all kiss on live TV at the VMA’s. I was 9.

However, my innocence was broken 2 years before at age 7 when I saw 2 burning buildings, thousands of deceased, and tragic family loss on every TV station for weeks.

[LAY'S @LAYS]

Congrats 👑 of Lay's You deserve all praise. We 💛 you #BB24

[Anne V. Kirby @avkirbyPhD]

Very pleased that the single-use bathrooms in my @UUtah office building now have information about WHAT is in them, rather than signs about WHO can use them.

[Hannah Ernst @_h3rnst]

@mellyyybeans 1st thought: people pay that for goldendoodles, at least the robot doesn’t die

*actually looks up AI dog* *throws phone* nope. No. Nope nope nope.

[Hannah Ernst @_h3rnst]

@NateLevenGREAT @JesseKCassidy I bike commute as much as I can between April and October. Top 10 feeling is flying passed everyone during rush hour. Everyone deserves that type of dopamine rush

[Meg ☘️ @meg_ohgee]

Crumbl cookies are the best and worst thing to ever happen

[Hannah Ernst @_h3rnst]

@CaitlinFessler Uncle baby Billy goes HARD

[Ellen Claycomb @ellenclaycomb]

I accidentally called my friend's 13 year old daughter Amber instead of Autumn. So...she erased the grocery list on my refrigerator.

[Kaleb @cowboyKal3b]

ADHD advice from people who don’t understand at all: “Just get a planner!”

Actually helpful ADHD advice: “The only way to ever reliably find motivation to clean your room is to invite someone over so your crippling fear of embarrassment overrides your broken dopamine receptors”

[Hannah Ernst @_h3rnst]

@YoGabba_Gabba__ No one on the stuff currently can send it to you??

[Hannah Ernst @_h3rnst]

@JesseKCassidy This made me cackle. Brilliant

[Obedience Is Not Patriotism @ObedienceItl]

JUST IN: Mark Cuban launches online pharmacy that offers more than 100 generic drugs at an affordable price. For example, Cuban prices the leukemia drug imatinib at $47 a month, compared to the $9,657 retail price. Follow Occupy Democrats for more.

[Hannah Ernst @_h3rnst]

I’m not saying Euphoria is bad, but The Righteous Gemstones is so much better

[Hannah Ernst @_h3rnst]

@mellyyybeans Peyton’s “brother” ??

[Hannah Ernst @_h3rnst]

@_reillykaren But like, it is just basic science 😂