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I’m the type of person who can handle the boiler room. she/her, mostly baseball posting but let’s be clear 🇵🇸 ☭

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hello I am in Cooperstown go Phils ♥️

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@TwinkTheory 100% but Carmen was a close second.

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@boneysoups Millennial Plate (complimentary)

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@SlenderMando @hammerito As an NYC tax payer whose taxes paid for this I would like to say I would gladly pay more taxes for it again because I love my neighbors and community :):)

[em @emilyagain]

this is such a beautiful place to get a foodborne illness en route to Ronkonkoma

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Everyone is (rightfully) hating on bottom right, but hear me out: not as a jersey, but as a crewneck sweatshirt.

[New York Islanders @NYIslanders]

Check out where the Round 2 votes stand tonight!

Vote now: https://t.co/itBRBssen6

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@j_bot When NYC was going to ban indoor vaping my job I had recently left (***shall remain unnamed***) hosted a “vape-in” to “protest” the new law. Wild times.

[Allen Ivermectin @FanSince09]

Alec Bohm’s dad is going to emerge from the Field of Dreams corn to issue him a subpoena

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@rick_paulas I’m gonna do part 2 tomorrow and can’t wait for the rest!! Loops forever!!

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@Jimanekia OF COURSE IT IS. Tell them I say they did an INCREDIBLE job!!!

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Charli I love you but WHY was that your role in I Want Your Sex??

Regardless, my boy Gregg has still got it. I gasped I laughed I cringed etc.

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I will not stand for this besmirching of Coughlin’s Law. “Cocktail” is perfect.

[Adam Johnson @adamjohnsonCHI]

remembering Cocktail (1988) the stupidest concept for a film ever, there was a pitch meeting where someone, presumably on cocaine, said what if we go deep undercover into the exciting and thrilling world of working at TGI Fridays

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@theashleyray His glow up is truly insane

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@boneysoups See ANY play at Schaubühne. It will not disappoint.

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@TwinkTheory As a certified Pumphead I completely forgot this existed lol

[Mike @hammerito]

Go Phils

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This has got to be a performance art bit, right?

[Justice 4 Jax Taylor @_justice4jax]

To everyone verbally abusing and viciously cyber bullying @mrjaxtaylor, just remember that man is a Veteran. Instead of trashing him maybe you should be thanking him for his service.

#justice4jax #jaxtaylor

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

MLB TRADE DEADLINE UPDATE: Phillies announce they are trading a bullet into my fucking skull.

[WPBL New York Heights @wpbl_heights]

Big City, Big Personality. 
We're excited to announce that Denae Benites has been named Captain of the New York Heights.

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@TwinkTheory I was inspired to do a rewatch bc of your tweets and I just got to Tom’s first band before this - I had completely forgotten they were called PIERCE THE ARROW. What the fuck does that even MEAN?!