Me: “Can you imagine all of the burger being pickle byproduct.”
@izzylaketahoe : “But can you imagine ketchup being made out of pickles...*gasp*..relish.”
the oil change guy asked if my wipers were doing okay but i genuinely thought for a whole five minutes that he asked if “my wife was doing okay”.. i mean i said yes either way but i’m still embarrassed
having extreme procrastination issues AND a desperate need to prove my intelligence in school leads me to an interesting work style: doing the bare minimum, but to the max power