alex

idgaf war veteran, transit enjoyer

[alex @_its_alexis_]

i have problems that aren’t even on reddit yet

[alex @_its_alexis_]

going on reddit and seeing a comment that is clearly from someone that you know irl should be considered a form of trauma. i feel like i need to run away and change my name

[alex @_its_alexis_]

enroach

[alex @_its_alexis_]

i love being a fat fucking chud with the love of my life

[alex @_its_alexis_]

if i have to hear the pentatonix christmas album today i’m gonna make sure none of us have another christmas

[Zhang Yong 张勇 @zhangyong02]

Work tomorrow

I will commit suicide and blame workplace institution for despair

[daniel 🐌 @escargotpro_]

Zohran should create little schools everyone has to go to that teach you to still talk with a 1987 nyc dirtbag accent the way the Irish do with Gaelic

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

@_anupa this shit took me forever

[死 @humanxmaybe]

to catch a bus you have to think like a bus

[🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳 @corpsglorieux]

i was so pressed about net neutrality in 7th grade

[alex @_its_alexis_]

china needs to get MORE authoritarian about motorbike riders in pedestrian areas

[Haus of Decline @hausofdecline]

Drag queen made of wire. Gay monkey in the audience says "mother."

[alex @_its_alexis_]

having anxiety working on my resume in a coffee shop bc i don’t want the patrons to think i’m unemployed

[alex @_its_alexis_]

doomscrolling on instacart

[alex @_its_alexis_]

i love to hoot and holler

[alex @_its_alexis_]

if you go to the DMV with kindnesss in your heart they will not get mad at you

[count stackula @stackofbears]

The squirrel has no well-founded reason to run from me, but it does. The robin, too, takes flight if I just amble by. Yet here foolhardy waits the burger, beneath my growing shadow

[alex @_its_alexis_]

quitting my job to pursue a new career as the town crier

[jake @wormpuller]

Does anyone else feel like food tastes better when you’re eating it at 1:17 am standing at your kitchen counter? Fuck Israel