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[Anurag Kochar @anurag__kochar]

hypocrisy of women

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

“Farms use more water than data centers.”

ACTUALLY, YOU CAN EAT FOOD. YOU CANNOT EAT THE AI SLOP YOU POST TO INSTAĠRAM.

[little ica rus @sasukesbf]

started eating less and somehow gained 4 pounds

[𝐈𝐯𝐲𝐬𝐨𝐧✰ @stit57881]

ADHD is so weird why am i procrastinating smoking the weed I want to smoke..

[jim −☆ @zimzalajim]

almost cried at work today and then i randomly remembered this tweet and i burst out laughing

[diana @artjaehyi]

Acabo de ver una publicación donde decía que la final sería entre latinos que se creen europeos y europeos que se creen latinos JAJAJAJAJAJA

[Richard Peebles @RickyPeebs]

Mr bezos real as hell for this

[derpy @derpyez]

they call me profen because i be

[roger🫧 @sexytempuraa]

Keep checking insta and forgot I deactivated

[. @_jk_axel]

@hourly_shitpost I’m dead 😭

[jimmy @jimmysoldout]

coworker tried to wipe a crumb off my face but it was just a pimple

[Tom @1UKTV_]

New viruses and parasites always trying to reheat covid’s nachos

[ასული @asuliinflesh]

The way a week has already passed since last week

[Cuck Liddell @c0ck_l3snar]

If you have diarrhea from the parasite, do not worry and hang in there, we are going to send money to Israel.

[Ricky Zaccaglino @RickyTheGuido]

Ted Cruz is a Canadian

Who pretends to be an American

Who lives in Texas

But works for Israel.

[youLove2SeeIt.com @alexissTyler]

There’s always someone out there crazier than you. & I think it’s important that we all remember that sometimes.