Kendall Brothers

sloth enthusiast | aspiring novelist | quirky human | trivia lover

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When I was young I wanted to be Princess Mia. As I get older, I realize I’m Lilly.

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it me.

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@ChloeG_3 For me, personal finance wasn’t even offered until like my sophomore year. Then you took it as an elective. They didn’t start requiring it until after I graduated. I’m basically winging being an adult with all this finance stuff.

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It never fails. I always make too much pasta. 🍝

[Drew Stewart @bedroom_stamina]

I need Amazon to understand that I will never want to skip the Psych theme

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@NotStormi You say the most profound things.

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@Taymoseley I got your back, jack.

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@Taymoseley It’s the best way to eat pizza.

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*as an adult

[Stumbler Top @StumblerTop]

as a college student you just have to accept the fact that you're always going to be tired no matter how much sleep you get.

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@thebabyperks My hero.

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@ewyson1 He looks like a fluffy teddy bear! 😍🐻

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@mal_brothers Perhaps. But that would’ve put you out of commission for playing a lot longer than slapping a bandaid on it.

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@mal_brothers Perhaps. I remember you trying to hide that cut.

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In case you were wondering, cold pizza rolls are just as good as cold pizza.

[James L. Sutter (THE GHOST OF US out now!) @jameslsutter]

English programs need to stop focusing on WHAT the author's trying to say and focus on HOW. Teach people craft and technique so they can tell their *own* stories.

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Why is batter ALWAYS better than the baked product?

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Getting hair in your mouth is gross.

Getting dog hair in your mouth is worse. 😷

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Watching Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince with my dad and explaining every little detail 😅... I didn’t realize Harry Potter knowledge was not common knowledge.