Mallory Brothers

| Lab Tech | Future nurse | Soda enthusiast | Professional finger guns user |

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I did it. While the last bit was a struggle to finish, I ate an entire large pizza by myself. With only a minimal amount of shame.

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@Spotify Stand and Deliver by @PatrickDroney

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@kiah_noel As always, support and agree with your opinions. 10/10

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@TheBraydenJones Oh no! Haha. I think you’re probably being a little too hard on yourself. But I’m sorry that she did block you. Rejection sucks. But… on to the next one?

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@TheBraydenJones Haha. What was your opening line?!

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@lesbiyinzer @usuttontorwort 10/10, great book!

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@mrcoble My cat does that too! But somehow she ends up licking my eyelids and oof. Not comfy.

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@NathanGraviteh Patrick Roy

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@JoBo_Curl I’ve never been to one. I’m in Springfield, Missouri

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@TheManAaron I totally thought of the turtle in Kung Fu Panda. 🤷🏽‍♀️

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@TheBraydenJones What’s wrong with your leg?

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@purgatorymemes “Aphrodite made me do it!”

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Expectations are a bitch. You think life will be like something, then it isn’t. And the other things your hoping for or wishing for don’t work out and you feel lost.

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@cordneybennett Bro, if we lived in the same place, I think we’d be good friends.

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Feelings are a bitch. They’re not logical. You can’t control them. But they consume you and you have to deal with them appropriately. Like what? Magical.

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@TimmyAnzalone Schools have litter boxes now?

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@Spotify A Little Bit Yours by @jpsaxe

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@Spotify The List by Moonchild

[Chloe G @ChloeG_3]

i don’t WANNA go grocery shopping, i wanna go NAPPING