Alan

Software Engineer • Machine Learning • #Eminemstan

[Alan @_kipchilat]

@kamauwaruhiu A fool. Charles Darwin must be smiling

[Babe @DhurataWaweru]

Millenials ukiulizwa uko wapi ukiwa tao na useme uko Bomblast nakublock!!

[John Mutongoi @johnmtongoi]

A Kenyan man reportedly died hours after taking part in an alcohol drinking competition with friends.

[Conflict_News @PuertoSeguro12]

Actualización de lo ocurrido en Nepal vía : BBC
- 19 puentes y 40 km de carreteras arrasados.
- 13 proyectos hidroeléctricos en la región dañados.
- Más de 200 camiones arrastrados
- El número de víctimas aún no está disponible.
- India y China han ofrecido asistencia.
- El gobierno de Nepal ha llamado a ONG locales e internacionales a ayudar con las operaciones de rescate y socorro.

Todo esto según la BBC, a la espera de un informe oficial.

[Soham 🔱 @sohamjani96]

front angle of disaster 😭🙏

[Alan @_kipchilat]

@Misspreety17 😂wanageuzia Kibet

[Qué mirá, bobo? @FactSpeaka]

Lakini English cloze test ilikuwa isaidie mtu na nini kwa maisha, nani atakuchapia story na hasemi maneno zingine.

[Marshall Mathers @Eminem]

I'm sorry we never got a chance to meet, but getting this note from Dolly really had a an impact on me. She definitely didn't have to take the time to do it. Even for a kid who mostly listened to rap music, she was an icon. A superstar in every sense. Rest easy Dolly. And thank you for the kind words.

[Eric @amerix]

ALCOHOLISM has only one outcome:

If you won't die from liver cirrhosis,

You will die from Liver Cancer,

Or

Stomach Cancer,

Or,

Malnutrition,

Or,

Depression.

Or,

Road Traffic Accident and other unintentional injuries, eg, a fall from a height.

Or,

Violence and other intentional injuries.

There is no escape.

Alcohol might camouflage as fun, but that is a hook that baits you to its trap of self-destruction.

Alcohol is your enemy.

There is nothing beneficial from alcohol.

Stop drinking alcohol.

#BetterTogether

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

Hakuna tweets unibamba kama zile za msee ameeza kuquit pombe ama fegi. One of the best tweets ever.

[mariam @notkhouly]

i find it so funny when regular ass people have a torn ACL

[Dennis Ohuru @OhuruDen]

1⃣ The second stretch of my Kenyan roadtrip is done. 🚗☑️ A 🧵

Nairobi ➡️ Narok ➡️ Kisumu ➡️Kakamega ➡️ Kitale ➡️Eldoret ➡️ Nyahururu ➡️ Nyeri ➡️ Nanyuki ➡️ Meru ➡️ Embu ➡️ Nairobi.

1,488 km. 26 counties. A lot of stories. 🇰🇪 Read on.

[Kingpin of Kenya @ClintonObonyo]

CCTV footage showing train accident in githurai

[Degrata @Degrata254]

Ukiingia twitter uchochwe pnp ama salary ni upuzi ni shauri yako. Utaskiza mtu alizaliwa apartment ikajengwa na jina yake, akigrow anaokota 500k per month effortlessly, ama izo ghorofa zote mnaona Nairobi ni za kina nani, their children are here. Na we kwenu ni marigat, we ni first born na hakunyeshi. You'll suffer very much.

[Alan @_kipchilat]

@sunnytztours @staciek91 @Degrata254 🤣

[Chalbi @Chalbiwsk]

Men every friday at 6pm:

[Alan @_kipchilat]

@Misspreety17 Homie🫠

[UEFA Champions League @ChampionsLeague]

Bruno Fernandes ➡️ Rashford

#UCL

[Alan @_kipchilat]

@MkenyaMzi Tropic Air issued a statement saying the chopper doesn't belong to them.