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@BodnarIzabela @McGramat @mwojcik_ @PL_2050 Wracaj na połów tuńczyka pustaku xD

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@K600246539 @pmichalowicz01 Idiotyzm o jakiejkolwiek narodowości tak pisać, co nie?

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@K600246539 @pmichalowicz01 Przecież takie pisanie o Polakach za granicą jest 1:1 odwróceniem narracji o Ukraińcach w Polsce xD

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@Cyclorb1 @FolksyTakes Cope harder xD

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@RafalBochenek @pisorgpl Czyli deadline był tylko umowny xD

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@SledziuStream Wujek iMba pozdrawia gboba

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@errors_here @Stinazii @Vyrewolwerowany Wszystko co ukraińskie to banderyzm? W łeb się pierdolnij xD

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@HisteriaDystans @Sigmovitz @Michalina_Kobla Starzy się pewnie nie spodziewali jeszcze, że podjęli najlepszą decyzję w życiu xD

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@WkurzonaLady Wstydu nie macie konowaly xD

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@DIYKitAponia @jedrzejbakalarz Cool, show per capita now

[Hubert Walas - GTBT @hubertwalas_]

That having basic needs covered on a collective level, without big inequalities, makes your population thrive doing things they actually enjoy doing.

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@dzienko @UOKiKgovPL Jak są problemy z płynnością to pora zawijać biznes 🤠

[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

I had a $400 Wagyu ribeye for lunch today.

I didn't pay for it.

An enterprise account executive from a tier 1 cybersecurity firm paid for it.

He's been trying to sell me a cloud-native endpoint detection platform for 8 months.

We don't need a cloud-native endpoint detection platform.

We don't even have endpoints.

Half of our workforce is using refurbished laptops from 2014 that are physically incapable of running his software.

But I told him we're "evaluating"

That phrase means absolutely nothing.

But in B2B sales, it's the equivalent of ringing a dinner bell.

He's bought me 8 lunches this year.

He asks about our migration timeline.

I stare out the window, sigh deeply, and whisper about decentralized integration bottlenecks.

He furiously takes notes and orders another bottle of sparkling water.

My total compensation package is $200K.

But my caloric ROI is incalculable.

Next week I have a pitch meeting with an AI analytics startup.

I checked their Series B funding round before agreeing to the meeting.

They have $40M in venture capital burning a hole in their pocket.

I'm going to let them buy me omakase.

Then I'm going to tell them our legacy infrastructure is experiencing packet loss and we can't deploy until 2029.

Corporate America is just a vast ecosystem of free meals if you know how to string along desperate account managers.

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@RGwiazdowski Jaki śmieszny dziadek z polska fair play, a zrobisz fikołka?

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@MichaRygiel3 @JakubN84 Nastąpiło urażenie uczuć lekarskich

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@GimiGilmor @KorolukM Dobrze tam pod kopułą

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@k1rallik Can’t wait to pirate it 😋

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@MarcinMozdzonek Wracaj do odbijania piłką nieudaczniku

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@mblaszczak Że ci kurwa nie wstyd xD

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@YLatynina When the time comes, we will denazify you as well!