kw

not funny enough to have a good bio.

[Sleep Token Updates @sleeptokenworld]

As written by Sleep Token's II, revealed within the hallowed text of the Black Sabbath: Back to the Beginning Official Programme.

[kw @_kwebb]

The CRA has the absolute WORST contact options ever. I’d rather wait on hold in a queue for hours than have to try and guess when I can call back to speak with someone.

[Madelaine Hanson @MadelaineLucyH]

Ok this is a bit harrowing but we do need to talk about it.

You know this whole “why did the police ignore grooming” thing in the 2000s?

Well I was a kid in the 2000s. I was born in 1996. And I want to talk about what society thought about “girls making bad choices”

🧵

[kw @_kwebb]

Still one of my favourite threads.
Merry Christmas 🎄

[Mohammad Hussain @MohammadHussain]

Growing up, my Muslim family never celebrated Christmas. This year I am not going home, because pandemic, so my roommates are teaching me how to have my first proper Christmas.

I am approaching this with anthropological precision.

Here are a few observations.

[mary bartkowski @marybartkowski1]

@bsfarrington @UHC Try this.

[Kim Willsher @kimwillsher1]

Gisèle Pelicot has made a statement leaving the court:
Her voice did break at a couple of moments but she was clear and composed. Apologies for clumsy translation:
"It is with profound emotion that I speak to you today. It was a very difficult ordeal...

[thatonemaddy.bsky.social @thatonemaddy]

Watching Gen Z men veer right hits different for Millennials. We lived through Columbine, 9/11, the Iraq War, 2008 crash, 2016 election, covid, abortion bans, & now this. We watched institutions repeatedly fail us while older generations selfishly protected the status quo. 🧵1/

[kw @_kwebb]

I don’t come on twitter as much as I used to, but I always find that when I do I get stuck catching up on @MetalBlakedowns tweets and then close the app again

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

Having to download an app for every little thing is ruining my life bro like let me just pay for parking like a normal person

[crybaby ✩ @cry2death]

imagine being 12 listening to this era of bmth through headphones at full volume waiting for the bus at 7am, nothing will ever be the same 😔💔

[sage 🍃 | iv my love @JawsMyBeloved]

I NEED HIM TO BEAT ME W HIS DRUMSTICKS 🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[kw @_kwebb]

@lolomic03 The second someone in Windsor sees it at our dollar stores I need to be notified. Idgaf her moisturizer is one of 2 that I can actually use on my sensitive ass face lol

[kw @_kwebb]

LOL NO BUT WHY DOES THE WHITE KANYE LOOK LIKE AN ANGRY @TreyNKennedy IM SO SORRY LOL

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Someone created an A.I. video showing what rappers would look like if they were white.

[kw @_kwebb]

@DEATHPEACEMIND_ The more things I read about it, the harder it is to listen to this song, yet here I am.. still listening.. still SOBBING

[kw @_kwebb]

Already had a rough, emotional day.. just when I thought I was done crying for the night, my stupid ass didn’t believe the hype and listened anyways?? @TooCloseToTouch I am ✨u n w e l l✨

[kw @_kwebb]

@hayleyrFoto Sometimes a jacket!

[kw @_kwebb]

Hey @DetroitRedWings please tell Alex Lyon that he’s great and I love him. Thanks 🫶🏼❤️

[kw @_kwebb]

@MetalBlakedowns Once he’s done touring with Tallah he’s got some more stuff to release!

[kw @_kwebb]

ALICIA FUCKING KEYS