Leah McCauley

An idiot, but not stupid

[Leah McCauley @_leahaha]

@HansFiene You can be pro-choice and acknowledge that it’s often an emotional decision for someone to make.

[Leah McCauley @_leahaha]

@MarkJCarney @EmmanuelMacron Boooooooooo 🍅🍅🍅

[Leah McCauley @_leahaha]

@Andy Andy 🙄

[Leah McCauley @_leahaha]

@eurorabbit @CollinRugg Fuck you

[Leah McCauley @_leahaha]

Tipping actually ISN’T about subsidizing wages, it’s about paying for service. The price of food and drink on a menu is just that - the price of the product. Tips are for the service you receive when dining. Don’t want to tip? Get takeout!

[Alexis W. @lextakesthecity]

Tipping culture has become horrendous. No, I am not tipping the barista because they made my ice coffee the way that it should be made. Tipping culture is for servers and other workers that don’t make their full pay and survive off tips. Is everyone okay?

[Leah McCauley @_leahaha]

@MicrosoftHelps Done

[Leah McCauley @_leahaha]

@MicrosoftHelps what is this dumb little box covering the first word of all my emails and how do I make it go away

[Leah McCauley @_leahaha]

This is not even in the top 10 of restaurant birthday cake disasters I’ve personally witnessed/taken part in

[⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ @femmefriction]

a nyc steak house staff ate an influencers cake he made for his friend after charging them a cake cutting fee + only giving them slivers of it and is now getting eaten alive all over their socials lmfaooo INSANE

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Truly legendary run

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

elon musk’s personal cock and ball sucker has asked us to please tone it down

[Leah McCauley @_leahaha]

Money isn’t real

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

The members of Trinity Moravian Church in North Carolina purchased nearly $3.3 million of local residents’ medical debt for just $15,048.

Then, they held a debt jubilee ceremony and burned up the debt, canceling it all.

[Leah McCauley @_leahaha]

Nerds

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: Oklahoma votes "no "on recreational marijuana plan, joining other conservative states that have rejected full legalization. https://t.co/wVmwMXuIjn

[Leah McCauley @_leahaha]

Remembering when a customer told me he was Kiefer Sutherland and I was like 95% sure he was lying but I was like well maybe so I said “I love Designated Survivor” and the whole table laughed at me

[Leah McCauley @_leahaha]

Nick Lachey pitching his dating shows to Netflix #PerfectMatch

[Leah McCauley @_leahaha]

#LoveIsBlindAftertheAltar

[M 🍓 @babyariees]

I do not support all women. some of you bitches are very dumb!!!

[Leah McCauley @_leahaha]

Real embarassing day for journalists

[Leah McCauley @_leahaha]

Reporter on CBC just said the queen is our living connection to Nelson Mandela and Ronald Reagan ??? What????

[Leah McCauley @_leahaha]

My new litmus test for dating is asking someone what they’d do if they won the lottery. “OoOoOoO I’d keep working.” Beat it bozo.

[Leah McCauley @_leahaha]

Interested to see how Mr Bill 21 responds to this

[CBC News @CBCNews]

A young woman from Saguenay, Que., was refused emergency birth control by a local pharmacist who said giving her the morning-after pill went against his religious values. https://t.co/00ncY2Qv3U