Leorah

Proficient at kazoo she/her

[Leorah @_leorah]

Q: What did the mime say when he was in the way?

A: Nothing, mimes don’t talk.

(Secret A: Don’t mime me)

[Leorah @_leorah]

Very excited for everyone to get to see the special so soon!!

[Leorah @_leorah]

Just some thoughts 🙃

[Leorah @_leorah]

I am literally begging for a sitcom that doesn’t do a flash forward in the last season (this isn’t (just) about Maisel)

[Roxy @roxyarecco]

I need Ryan Gosling to continue being Ken for the next year the way Austin Butler is still Elvis

[Leorah @_leorah]

why crack open a cold one when you can crack up at a cold open?

i love comedy.

[ToddMontesi @MONTIKILLA]

#NYC #Westvillage #Tribeca #Soho #Worldwide Come join us for a night of laughs as we feature these funny folks (FRI 8/12): @kristinactually! @DougUram! @_leorah! & @brabs91!

[Leorah @_leorah]

why did we stop letting people on acid make children’s programming after the 70s? they made some good stuff, we should do that again

[Leorah @_leorah]

@jgazzzzz julia we can do this now. i love veggie trays and graphic tees.

[Leorah @_leorah]

hey that’s me

[Leorah @_leorah]

hey, are you lea michele? because you’re funny, girl

[ToddMontesi @MONTIKILLA]

#Bushwick #Brooklyn #NYC #Worldwide party w/ us #Sunday (SUN 6/19/22): @patrickthomasgolden! @hellswargo! @_leorah! @beauwilcox10! & @bronxfunny! Featuring the #UGCREW of @chriswagnerd! @kevinsmith256! @RobMonte718! & #yaboi @montikilla! #UGIT!

[Leorah @_leorah]

hot girls check their email at the club

[Leorah @_leorah]

hot girls bring backpacks to the club because sometimes a purse just can’t fit all of their hot girl things

[Leorah @_leorah]

Im at the point in my life where I dab the grease off of my slice of pizza using a second slice of pizza

[Leorah @_leorah]

Ah, the joys of summer. When all of my shoes stop fitting and give me awful blisters because my feet swell in the heat 🥰☀️

[Leorah @_leorah]

rules for going out this summer:
-no hangovers (hydrate)
-no sunburns (spf)
-no buying your own drinks (trick boys)

[Leorah @_leorah]

@PaulaJLeon this is the biggest honor

[Leorah @_leorah]

I started putting that fact that I’m a standup on my hinge profile, and now men take it as a challenge?

[Leorah @_leorah]

what is winter if not a losing game against staying hydrated, Im trying my best I swear