five wilted leaves of cabbage

“you commie bastard” - my dad to me

[sofes 💘 @Sofes_Lynch]

Oomf gave herself ligament damage from watching bridgeton

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@Sofes_Lynch hahahaha i was waiting for this tweet

[sofes 💘 @Sofes_Lynch]

My and lils dancing to Jess Glyn tomorrow, ready to watch one of our teams lose 💛🃏

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@Kerrie321 love ya girlie ❤️

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@Sofes_Lynch you’re a wee pink legend sofes

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@Sofes_Lynch

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@rebeccabwrs @taskmaster @alandavies1 @GuzKhanOfficial @destheray @VictoriaCoren @gdavies @AlexHorne @Channel4 enit !!! will be so good

[S🫶🏾 @sxde_]

My mum has just worked as nurse throughout the pandemic, a year after qualifying. Got COVID at work. She recovered (we thank God) and went back to work. She's now decided to apply for a new role in a different setting and this is what was sent to her by the recruiter. @CWPT_NHS

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@rebeccabwrs @zachsilberberg i love it !!

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@rebeccabwrs @BFQuiz @jimmycarr @RealDMitchell @StaceySolomon @MayaJama @joelycett @RichardAyoade @Channel4 oh my god that’s incredible

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@siriusblcck @Johnny_Allman @artsyxrose i love this

[Nish Kumar @MrNishKumar]

This morning I made a porridge of mashed hair and dead skin. It cost me 0p. My three children washed it down with several cups of their own boiled tears. It's not that hard to feed your family.

[tray @travonselby2]

This should be on every single news outlet across the world pay attention

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@Sofes_Lynch @taskmaster think of how we can make you famous and i’ll support you all the way