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Me: that’ll do donkey, that’ll do
Wes Streeting destroying every single thing about Boris Johnson & his value brand Conservative party in under 2 minutes 🔥🔥🔥
#bbcqt#ToryIncompetence
debated whether or not to share this on social media for a long time... but after some thought, here is the redacted version of a letter I will be sending to @metpoliceuk tomorrow. perhaps you'll pay attention now.
Despite an almost complete media blackout from spineless UK News Channels this film is now on the very cusp of 36 MILLION VIEWS. If it’s ruffling this many feathers now just imagine when it hits 50 million. Let’s keep going!
but seriously why would northern rail lock the doors of some of the carriages to force everyone into one carriage, so all the seats are full and preventing any social distancing?
@ northern rail, why in a time of a global pandemic from an airborne disease do you have a busy train with only ONE carriage open so everyone is cramped into the same small space and all the other carriages empty ????
my brain: *after i've voted* did you put the cross in the right box
me: yes
my brain: you sure? you sure you didn't vote for the opposite of what you meant to?
me: oh god fucking hell maybe
Cheating the taxpayer is only a crime if you live on a council estate or have to pick between food and heating. When some toff in a suit steals 10 billion of our money to give to his friends, he keeps his job as health secretary
Does anyone remember what a scandal is? Clearly our media don’t. WE HAVE A CORRUPT GOVERNMENT. They have been found to be corrupt by a UK court of law. They are UNLAWFULLY channelling BILLIONS to friends who are profiteering from insane numbers of people dying. This is a scandal.
Meghan announces she’s pregnant, it’s front page, we get think pieces. Matt Hancock, the country’s Public Health Secretary has been found to have been acting unlawful with the pandemic contracts and there’s no country wide outrage. A country with 120K COVID deaths. Just wow.
@girlin_thedress i said that exact thing to mum. after a year of lies on lies on lies on top of broken promises how can you believe a single thing they say