Lucy 🦥

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ she/her

[Lucy 🦥 @_looselylucy]

credit to james blunt because I have never once in my life not said "goodbye" without immediately thinking "MY LOVERRRR"

[Gwdihŵ 🦉 @youwouldknow]

Macbeth wandering on the heath

[✨rachie✨ @RachiesArt]

he is risen

[hanalia⸆⸉ ia @evermoreguardan]

yeah it was called the coronavirus

[d ★★ @awfcvalks]

The male lionesses are into the euro finals. They are following in the footsteps of their idols, the 2022 Lionesses.

[NDL Ringside @NikoOmilana]

farewell rishi, hold this L

[Rach @RachaelvsWorld]

never thought I’d feel sorry for the tory party and I was right, I don’t

[kb @ojvhteuhyhes]

calling the coronation of a 74 year old man a once in a lifetime thing is crazyyy… like speak for yourself! i’m young and sexy, i am going to outlive both him and his very bald son. i have three coronations in me, you all stay safe tho

[Lucy 🦥 @_looselylucy]

@jessiexcv Baby will pop out singing misery business

[Lucy 🦥 @_looselylucy]

@graceledcmas Every day I regret being an Apple Music user 😔

[Lucy 🦥 @_looselylucy]

Highlight of the @whereisMUNA show last night was their confusion at us chanting “Yorkshire” and asking us if that’s how we identify 🏳️‍🌈

[Lucy 🦥 @_looselylucy]

@so__jealous @KingPrincess69 Omg let’s go see kp together 👑

[jim rose circus @jimrosecircus1]

I believe the main difference is that one will see you later and the other will see you in awhile. I could be wrong, I'm not a zoologist.

[Laura @fairycakes]

My bottle of shampoo is on its 3rd Prime Minister

[shit you should care about @SYSCAbout]

Hayley Williams

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

pretty rude that work disrupts my honkshoo honkshoo mimimimi

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

(solemnly) yas queen

[Lucy 🦥 @_looselylucy]

it's giving Grizzly Tales for Gruesome Kids

[Lucy 🦥 @_looselylucy]

This shit haunts me to this day

[Dayna McAlpine @daynamcalpine_]

did you have a normal peaceful childhood or did you watch cbbc's jeopardy