Lucy

[name cannot be blank @radseed]

*pregnant wife advised not to fly across the Atlantic in a pandemic

[joe @joemul01]

What’s that coming over the hill?

[Mark Rofe @iamrofe]

*planning my wedding in 10 years*

Cake maker: how many tiers would you like your wedding cake to have? 3?

Me:

[b.b @benoobrown]

Everyone in the U.K: will there be another national lockdown?

Boris Johnson:

[Dr Helen Ingram @drhingram]

Pretty sure we could test the entire UK in 24hrs if we let Aldi checkout assistants run the testing centres

[putasinghonit @putasinghonit]

Just been reminded of this iPhone app from when they first came out. What kind of nonsense😂💆🏽‍♂️

[Ellen Fearon @EllenFearon]

Don’t scapegoat students here. You told students to go back to Uni, to form new households, to socialise, to work, to rent. This is an attempt to shirk responsibility away from an incompetent government, onto the backs of students who you’ve relied on to keep your economy running

[Hannah @hannahmccannn]

I personally think a Twirl doesn’t get enough recognition as a great chocolate bar.

A flake with it’s shit together. A business flake

[Skoog @Skoog]

the mf really said i’m gonna be in a million movies but absolutely refuse to be famous

[Cassie @Cassiesmyth]

Are the All Lives Matter crew doing alright? Haven’t heard a word from them about the refugees, which is weird because they’re usually really hot on all human rights issues.

[Paul @bingowings14]

Fingers crossed it’s hummus

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“They still haven’t replied to my emails”
“Why not give them a ring?”
“I’ve emailed them twice now”
“Just ring them, then”
“Yeah, could do”
“Do you want their number?”
“I‘ll send them another email in a bit”

[bron @horoscopeh0e]

Brits today

[Thankful Musgrave 🦃 @profmusgrave]

Protesters Say Statue Tripped, Fell Into Water