Luke Marchant

Top 1% of Jimmy Buffett listener on Spotify 2023 🍹

"Got a Caribbean soul I can barely control... And some Texas hidden here in my heart."

[Luke Marchant @_Luke]

@dallasnews irony... they build a ice skating rink/facility

[Luke Marchant @_Luke]

@ryanwhitney6 after going thru dallas and the wild... they had given all they had...

[Governor Hot Wheels @GovHotWheels_TX]

WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER: @cindySiegel5 🍗

Let’s unite, work hard, and turn Harris County red in November!

[Luke Marchant @_Luke]

@CurrentRevolt we are having a watch party at LJS!

[Luke Marchant @_Luke]

it only seems appropriate to post this yet again

[Zavala's Barbecue @zavalasbarbecue]

This Saturday from 5pm-7pm you get to drink @lonestarbeer eat a bite from @leroyandlewis and get book signed by @evanleroybbq Pull up!

[Luke Marchant @_Luke]

@zavalasbarbecue @LoneStarBeer @LeRoyandLewis oh man... the pit master's pit master... take my money!

[Ross Hunt @Ross_Hunt]

Here's a few stats on what really happened during Early Voting in the Texas GOP Runoff Election:

Based on what we have so far from the SOS and major urban counties, with only a few exceptions (Fort Bend),

~846,248 GOP votes cast
788,830 Early Vote In Person
57,418 mail🧵

[Luke Marchant @_Luke]

did anyone else want to scream "Mortal Combat" in the final fight of @themandalorian movie?

[Luke Marchant @_Luke]

@CurrentRevolt @JakeLang did they go to @longjohnsilvers afterwards?

[Luke Marchant @_Luke]

.... @GrandOleParr

[Bark @barkmeta]

Wow…

The Swatch x AP was $4,387 yesterday morning.

Now they’re selling for $1,200. Thats a 72% crash in 24 hours.

People camped 8 days and fought in the streets for these.

Once Swatch confirmed they’re producing millions, the prices started tanking.

[Bark @barkmeta]

Let me explain what just happened with the Swatch x AP collab…

People camped outside stores for 8 days to buy them.

The watch retails for $400. It’s reselling for $910 right now.

That’s $510 profit. Sounds good right?

Now do the math. 8 days is 192 hours.
$510 divided by 192 hours is $2.65 an hour…

That is below minimum wage in every single state in America.

Now here’s the part nobody is talking about…

Swatch has no supply limit on this watch. They’re going to make millions of them. In one week you’ll be able to walk in the store and buy one for $400.

People camped on a sidewalk for 8 days to make below minimum wage on a product that’s going to be available everywhere within a few days…

This is what reselling has become.

[Luke Marchant @_Luke]

@GrandOleParr @EvanAutry North Park is closed as well

[Luke Marchant @_Luke]

Everything. He. Touches.

[Tony Ortiz (Current Revolt) @CurrentRevolt]

The consequences of Allen West’s tenure as DCRP chair have been a disaster for Dallas County.

[StilesSwitchBBQ @StilesSwitchBBQ]

T.G.I.F. meets the NOTORIOUS R.I.B. at Stiles Switch today! 🔥

🔥 We take our Smoked Beef Rib (avg 1.25lbs) and set it on a bed of golden fried tater tots. We then finish it off
with a drizzle of our house Chile con Queso.
🔥 We’ve got all the Smoked Meats & Good Times ready!

[Gino Hard @GinoHard_]

MITCHELL MARNER ARE YOU KIDDING?!

Undisputed GOAL OF THE PLAYOFFS 😵😮‍💨

[Ogilvy @Ogilvy]

Cuteness in slow motion. Protection at full speed. 👶

#TBT #AdOfTheDay
Year: 2011
Title: Slow Mo
Client: Huggies
Team: @OgilvySA

Check out more #ClientWork, here: https://t.co/3c1VWP5ZKs

[Luke Marchant @_Luke]

@BurgosGOP ...Pass the Aux

[Dan Scavino Jr.🇺🇸🦅 @DanScavino]

MOMENTS AGO, BEHIND THE SCENES—Our Great Secretary of State @MarcoRubio DJ’s weddings too! Here he is in action tonight at a family wedding…

Let’s goooooo!!!🎶🎼🎵