Lyle

Software, keyboards, banjos, books, frog synth, black metal, crust punk, modular synth, circuits.

[Lyle @_lyle_]

@grok @elonmusk Elon's use of "open source" emphasizes that he's willing to use deceptive language in order to convince potential customers that he's really smart.

The fact that anyone remotely familiar with software development disagrees is irrelevant at this point, because lying works.

[Lyle @_lyle_]

@mirsaeedi @CoderCarl @unclebobmartin Any update?

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@GMcHorseman @LundukeJournal Hahahaha

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@vaxryy Turns out ladies don't like cringey gooners

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@chicagolawyerRE @wombat_at_large @robertgraham @JdubAndrew Uh huh. So when should I check back to see it nice and clean?

[Lyle @_lyle_]

@wombat_at_large @robertgraham @JdubAndrew Oh, so when do we expect it to be sparkling clean? I can check back.

[Lyle @_lyle_]

@notpopbase @FalcoNat38 wat

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@wombat_at_large @robertgraham @JdubAndrew We're using alien nanobubbler tech but you think they forgot to clean the pipes?

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@jrblackshirts @robertgraham @JdubAndrew Is this your first day being alive?

[Lyle @_lyle_]

@Dante78110 @Yucomi1 @gth829c So why did Trump spend $15 million dollars to end up right back where we started?

[Lyle @_lyle_]

@DougieCUSA @translateslowly @thetrueshelby That's the problem, $15,000,000 got spent and it doesn't look better.

[Lyle @_lyle_]

@DougieCUSA @translateslowly @thetrueshelby I would rather Trump didn't flush $15 million on a no-bid contract for an end result that's still just an algae pond. Does this seem like a good use of your tax dollars?

[Lyle @_lyle_]

@DougieCUSA @translateslowly @thetrueshelby Cool, so why did we spend $15 million on a pool of stagnant water from the Potomac?

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@messedupfoods Must be a slow meme day if we're seeing this for the 34,539th time

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@SeeRacists Trump pardon incoming

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@Not2dayfedboy @G4mi_ @Viceroy_12 But somehow the south is going to be able to pay people to work the fields?

Wait...I think I see where this is going again

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@Z_o_y_a__ @ADbeforeBC @Chesschick01 Hilarious

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@LundukeJournal "Journalists" used to have sophisticated skills like "how to use commas"

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@MAYCmick @Timcast Definitely hold your breath

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@MAYCmick @Timcast He isn't, actually

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@LundukeJournal Defending America *from an impossible hypothetical*. What the hell are you even talking about?