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[ML @_m_lardner]

@MLFootball Using press cameras to presidentially do the Emmanuel Acho fake reaction vid

[Emmanuel Acho @EmmanuelAcho]

BREAKING 🚨: Eagles trading Center Cam Jurgens to the Baltimore Ravens!

Instant reaction video: 😳😳😳

[ML @_m_lardner]

@equine__dentist @WinslowDumaine horse dentist is sparking discourse about your sticker, and you deserve to know.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Protester: "It just feels like they're murdering the most peaceful people we have, the people who are out on the street, young, and trying to protect other people"

[ML @_m_lardner]

@samtrayter A six pack of Whites at the new basketball TopGolf will fix me

[ML @_m_lardner]

@BigTucsonDad New social role at The Onion just dropped https://t.co/1Nssj0pgsU

[ML @_m_lardner]

@NikHunder Brandon Johnson doesn't care if you're late.

He's enabled Dorval Carter to make $376,000 in salary while service suffers.

“It's my job to determine the leadership at the CTA." - Brandon Johnson, May 2024.

No changes have been made.

[ML @_m_lardner]

@NikHunder "You ask yourself, ‘What did I do to warrant being singled out to be fired?' " -Dorval Carter, May 2024.

Carter's salary rose to $376,000 as the head of the CTA, while service on this line is cut by X%.

[ML @_m_lardner]

Trying to do my feeble little part to keep the train rolling that's finally picking up steam in calling for a better CTA that Chicago deserves #firedorval @ctaaction

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@HuF31 @CoachSpittler Frankie Trinetti has the Cougars' passing game humming and a 3.8 GPA

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@cs_mcgowan A thinkpiece called Falstaff at the Strip Club

[ML @_m_lardner]

@BlockClubCHI They're gonna be riding his ass on transit twitter

[ML @_m_lardner]

@JaymalGreen Pretty wild for a young millionaire to brazenly sell an endorsement to Paul Vallas for less than $29k, but I guess that's part of the hustle mindset...

[ML @_m_lardner]

@joedonatelli These will pair perfectly with my newsboy cap

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@BebopOtt He's more effective as a cider thrower than a keyboard warrior

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@MilesKLassin Before, I suspected Proco Joe was responsible for smashing windows at La Spata's campaign office...now I know it's a pillar of the platform.

[ML @_m_lardner]

@hopnotes This beer should feature a soy milk adjunct!

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@HuF31 https://t.co/EU9u7BBYrP

[Zack Meisel @ZackMeisel]

Kwan is now 3-for-3 tonight and 14-for-24 in his last five games, which seems like it should be borderline illegal.

[ML @_m_lardner]

@HuF31 At the game and Sox defense makes it easy enough without Kwan mashing dingers

[ML @_m_lardner]

@CoachSpittler @bigewa24 Max, remember when we went to his house to eat all of the extra meat he meant to grill for senior week? It was at least 5 pounds, respect