David Mack

"Life, uh, finds a way" - Dr. Ian Malcom

[David Mack @_mack2]

Had a great time at the parade.

[James Walker @jwalkermobile]

Boarding this morning’s flight with my emotional support trout…

[Charles Davie @chuckdavie]

I’ve just run the ENTIRE Arsenal trophy parade route so you don’t have to guess where the best spots are 😂🔴⚪️

And first things first - it’s definitely closer to 10km than 9km.

https://t.co/6FZqdz8vIG (#ukrunchat)

The whole area is already buzzing. Genuinely one of the most joyful vibes I’ve ever experienced around the Emirates. A thread on parade tips 🧵

[claire de lune @ClaireMPLS]

i’m just gonna say it: some of yall aren’t qualified for self checkout. if you don’t have an internal sense of urgency and fine motor skills, leave it to the professionals cause the rest of us are trying to keep it pushin

[HandofArsenal @HandofArsenal]

Greatest picture I have laid eyes on

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Bottle this feeling 🍾

[Premier League @premierleague]

Engraved into history 🖋 @Arsenal

[Larry Sabato @LarrySabato]

Every Democratic candidate has been handed a golden sword.

[🚨The Celebration Police🚨 @PLCPolice]

Arsenal celebrating like they’ve won the league

[Hugh Laurie @hughlaurie]

Well heck. The Arsenal. What an amazing achievement. BPM 150, dropping slowly.

[Premier League @premierleague]

You did it, @Arsenal.

[Tim Alberta @TimAlberta]

Okay so,

1) an American citizen exercises his First Amendment right to peaceably assemble and his Second Amendment right to bear arms, out of apparent concern that a tyrannical federal government is violating basic protections afforded under the Constitution

2) after coming to the aid of an unarmed woman who's been shoved to the ground by a masked federal agent, the citizen -- impaired by pepper spray, holding nothing but a cell phone -- is dragged to the ground by a group of other masked agents

3) during the scuffle, shortly after one masked agent removes the weapon from the restrained citizen's person, several other masked agents open fire, unloading 10 shots from close range and killing the unarmed citizen

4) despite video evidence, a spokesman for the federal government says the citizen approached agents with a gun, provoked a violent confrontation, and planned to "massacre" law enforcement

You really want to defend this? Go ahead. Just know, you look like an absolute fool.

[max homa @Maxhoma]

If u are a casual golfer not playing tournaments, and I can’t stress this enough, do whatever u want. This game sucks and is impossible. Just have fun

[constans @constans]

The initial push to basically humiliate Vance and Trump was incredibly effective for exactly this reason. And they abandoned that line of argument

[Laura Robinson @LauraRbnsn]

It really is astonishing that Adrian basically created an English idiom.
Face eating leopards is beyond an internet joke by now. It’s just a saying.

[David Mack @_mack2]

I volunteer to be the liberal hack.

[Miranda Green @mirandacgreen]

Where did Trump voters get their news? 📰

Yes, there's social and partisan sites, but there is another influential strategy that isn't getting enough attention: Manipulated, pay-to-play and all out fake news sites

I've been covering a mix of those for years. Here's a primer

🧵

[Sam Stryker @sbstryker]

I know millennials get a bad rap for being corny and too into BuzzFeed quizzes and identifying way too hard with Hogwarts Houses but we’ve been dealt a horrible hand and turned out to be the best generation

[Stephen Ford @StephenSeanFord]

indiana jones fucking up nazis for two minutes