Mariah Garrison

University of Hawaiʻi at Mānoa Alumna • ♑️🐌🌱

[피타 @pistachio_hello]

후지산 대폭발

[Mariah Garrison @_MariahGarrison]

@mildhippie Colorado looks so good on you 🥹 Congratulations to a lifetime of love ❤️

[Luke Miani @LukeMiani]

> save $15M a year by cutting a screwworm monitoring program

> screwworm outbreak almost immediately

> $1B to combat it

Government efficiency

[Ava @noampomsky]

the only time i beg is to differ

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

have we checked all food to see if
exploding them makes them into something better or did we just stop with corn

[bug girl! @medusasgemss]

some of y’all never close your eyes in the sun and allow it to envelop you in feelings of peace and contentment and it shows

[Seth Carcass @ohsethy]

Listening to my white noise podcast at 1.5x speed so I can rest faster

[Alice Mills @millsalice144]

Americans sometimes use French words like "hors d'oeuvres." And that's just for starters.

[The Golden Age @thegoldenaged]

One thing about Hayao Miyazaki is that he’s gonna put some little guys in his movie

[harrison (///) @harrisondubay]

Oh look it’s another horror beyond my comprehension on my screen

[Clara @clarabeepbeep]

How funny is Dancing. Like wow this song is great let me just do something with my body quick

[増田薫 @masudakaoru_]

ごはんのサイズに「バカ」があったから注文してみたら確かにバカのごはんが来た

[aquila 🫀 @belllmonts]

AS IT SHOULD BABES

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

This is smart, intelligent, wise, savvy, astute, shrewd, clever, sharp, brilliant.

[georgie @georgsoup]

bringing my monkeys to someone else’s circus because they need enrichment

[mariana @pastapilled]

Not my circus but I've grown quite fond of its monkeys

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

God inventing millipedes:

[「Biracial Angel」 @MalcoImFleX]

White people be like well we're getting our steps in

[Christin @hexprax]

I care about strangers because the people I love are strangers in the world and I would hope other people would care for them in moments of their life that occur outside of my presence. Not that complicated.