Matt

Software Engineer. Northerner in London. I get computers putin’.

[Matt @_matt]

Are Americans okay?!

[Matt @_matt]

@caitlin_mmm Magnets

[Matt @_matt]

@caitlin_mmm Extremely concerning

[Matt @_matt]

@caitlin_mmm We are complex creatures (rats)

[Matt @_matt]

@caramelcolored It gets so dark…

[Matt @_matt]

@caramelcolored Genuinely upset at the neglect. Although I bought a Panasonic GX9 for a safari that I haven’t used since so 🫡

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

It’s a pretty horrible time to be alive if you have morals and a conscience.

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

Billionaires are always like, “Raising taxes on billionaires won’t work because we’ll be huge fucking bitches about it.”

[Ed Zitron @edzitron]

yeah i live in San Fran
Sad
Angry
No Job

Friends Hate Me
Ran Over By Waymo
Another Waymo Hit Me
Now I'm Dead

[Matt @_matt]

@caramelcolored I have to remove my eyes now

[Colin the Dachshund @DachshundColin]

🚨BREAKING🚨
Keir Starmer once reclined his seat on a short-haul flight.

In other news Nigel Farage has received a £5m gift, a house, helicopter flights, a Maldives trip and been accused of throwing an election for £1m.

Here's Sam Coates with more on the reclined seat scandal.

[dax @thdxr]

i pay attention to:
99%: using our product in dumb/simple ways and will never change behavior

0.01%: aliens who are showing us the distant future

ignore the reminder:
"pro" users who think they invented some clever workflow every week but get less done than the 99% group

[Matt @_matt]

@labhaoise99 Ace! I want the Schumacher Ferrari one

[Matt @_matt]

@caitlin_mmm Happy birthday to my favourite hot take poster!

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to log into Microsoft Authenticator 47 times a day.

[Drew Pavlou 🇦🇺🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 @DrewPavlou]

British establishment carried out temporal pincer move to save AUKUS by going back in time to make sure that a 1940s era Australian-UK submarine was named HMS Trump

Powerful

[ajanwachuku. @ajanwachuku]

I hate when my side hustle (my job) gets in the way of my main hustle (dilly dallying)

[constans @constans]

“These garbage bins will be UGLY. They will be covered with all kinds of gross garbage materials. Also, it will remove much needed parking spots. We have to end this push to put these anti-NYC garbage bins on our streets”

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Apparently JD Vance didn’t tell Iran how many pull-ups Pete Hegseth can do

[Yam Peleg @Yampeleg]

The dumbest person you know is being told 'you are absolutely right' by some LLM right now.