Maya

doing my best ♈️

[Maya @_maya_green_]

83% nihilistic

[༝ 𝕫𝕒𝕞 ༝ @samaoxcx]

just blacked out for 2 hours and made GruPaul and Minion Visage......

[Maya @_maya_green_]

Real footage of me contacting landlords for viewings

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

real

[kaelyn @Kaelynkaelyn15]

Post Malone >>> every famous poet

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

whatever come talk to me when these aliens show hole

[Maya @_maya_green_]

“I saw nickelback recently and they played…”
“Yeah that’s not something you wanna say out loud”

[Maya @_maya_green_]

At this point I may as well spend every penny I make each month on a luxury apartment cause why spend $1500 on a 1bed shithole when I could spend $1800 on a fucking shoebox palace

[Maya @_maya_green_]

Please for the love of god someone stop people from Vancouver and Toronto moving to Calgary cause they think it’s cheap 😭 it’s making it impossible for me to find anything affordable in the inner city

[chiclo @chiclo]

@dandybenyyc @KristinRaworth @nenshi

[Maya @_maya_green_]

This could be 17th Ave but y’all are too attached to your cars

[Jaime @izurietavarea]

How many places you know look like the pic on top? Too many. Pretty much every downtown in New Jersey has at least a few blocks with this urban form.

Jersey City broke the pattern. Good.

[Maya @_maya_green_]

Met a guy while he was on a vacation and now he’s on his plane back home and I’ll probably never see him again 😭

[Maya @_maya_green_]

Binging every Netflix show while at my moms cause I got booted off the account for not living with her

[Maya @_maya_green_]

Douches hardcore moshing to chill post punk…. Love to see it 🫠

[Maya @_maya_green_]

“This guys old tho this guys OLD he fuckin 24 bro”

[Maya @_maya_green_]

Overheard at the bar: “every birthday after you turn 20 is just depressing … and then you turn 25 and holy fuck man you’re old”

😔 guess I’m ancient

[Maya @_maya_green_]

Had to eat a farmers wrap WITH the egg today cause they made it wrong and I was in a rush 🤢