The LoreWhore

moses parted the red sea with a beyblade | human embodiment of a dive bar

[dyke to watch out for @angryblaqwoman]

starting Real Housewives of Atlanta…I feel like i’ve just entered the pop culture library of alexandria

[🟡 The tumboy 🟡 @TheTumboy]

extremely vivid dream last night where everyone was mad because they did a restoration of Casablanca but changed it so that he says “here’s looking at you, bitch”

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

turns out the honeymoon phase lasts forever when your bf isn’t a fkn loser

[austin @jesuissupreme]

30 years old and I chain smoked and had approximately 13 drinks last night

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

treat your weird daughter in law with this

[bug ☆ @freakyfelis]

how i be staring at the vibrator after hitting my pen

[kay 🌺🥀⭐️ @just1yesterkay]

well hold on

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

I hate when my boss gives me tasks like please go get some hoes man lol

[meg @g0ldzamo]

serotonin for the timeline

[⚔️ ! @eurydicejones]

"what has the world done to you" is CREASING MEEEEEE LMFAOOOOOOOO

[staxxx🦅 @papiwontmiss]

I got a dog named Koozie and my neighbor Darell is obsessed with him. He sends me texts when he is drunk😭😭

[amelia @brickert0n]

generational tiktok comment

[Ada 𝜗𝜚˚⋆ @YPZBYDJCMKatyaa]

…and welcome to UNHhhh

[kovie ⚢ @aipriverses]

rupaul as an sny announcer
Mets, you’re known as the amazings but you’ve been FLUSHING this season away. i’m sorry my dears but you are up for elimination

[Lime and Mets @LimeMets]

Average Mets game

[Hustlanani @hustlanani]

All I bring to the table is “thank you baby I love you so much”

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Bro you gotta try this high protein Caesar salad cold brew air fryer overnight oats recipe I found on Instagram