Zamrū Chauhān

Hunger, desire, and chaos ignite. Pleasure and wealth fuel my flight. An injury without insult’s sting is all but a hollow jest.Bring it on !!

[Zamrū Chauhān @_memerao]

I’m here to champion my cause, not to coddle your convictions. Should my words sting, spill your sorrow elsewhere.😎

[Zamrū Chauhān @_memerao]

CS grads are so busy making out with @ChatGPT they haven’t opened CLRS in months. The book that taught generations why algorithms work lost to the bot that tells you what to type. Peak irony: we traded proofs for prompts.

[The Kaipullai @thekaipullai]

When I was a kid, I was fascinated with WWE and Cricket trump cards. And when I was showing this to a friend of mine, he gave me a suggestion, that can we make a trump card out of Indian Kingdoms?

Which I realized, that considering all the data is already available, why not??

Here are the BharatRajya Patras, your very own downloadable trump cards for all important empires.

Rolling out today at https://t.co/R4OsAdHen9 - India's interactive historical atlas

[Zamrū Chauhān @_memerao]

साहिब जो कल तक खड़े थे बुलंद मीनारों की तरह
थोड़ी जो चली हवा ढह गए कच्ची दीवारों की तरह
कल तक रेडियो पे करते थे सबसे जो मन की बात
अब क्या इंस्टा पे नाचेंगे वो जेनजी *नारो की तरह
#genzcockroach

[Zamrū Chauhān @_memerao]

@mohit_sh84 @Panditcasm Jaa ke padh le BSDK ! pata chal jaayega what value it imparts.

[Zamrū Chauhān @_memerao]

$5800 laptop and your mother goes full old school to remind you of your roots 😂

This is one of those , tell me you are a #Hindu without telling you are a Hindu.

[Zamrū Chauhān @_memerao]

@IndicSociety @elonmusk This was the most iconic segment of the movie , didn’t think he would knock the mum though , then got remeinded of these lines

जिन तरुओं पर फले जिहाद वह तरु नहीं फलने देंगे
जिन कोंखों से निकले **** वह कोंख नहीं बसने देंगे

[Zamrū Chauhān @_memerao]

@TheGopalan Saw the post , saw grok’s translation , and my immediate reaction was , WTF !

For we all know what a “golden shower” is , or have our minds been polluted beyond cleanable levels 😜

[Zamrū Chauhān @_memerao]

@Alchemist1320 I'm surprised you didn't know that ,it was discussed in middle school physics 😎
Another classic example was how a train goes around a curve at high speed without toppling and how the conical shape of the train wheels facilitates it.

[Zamrū Chauhān @_memerao]

@aakanksha9799 হয়তো আপনি ভুলে গেছেন উপকথা যেখানে ক্ষুদ্র পিঁপড়ে শক্তির অহংকারে অন্ধ একটি হাতিকে পরাজিত করেছিল। যে হাতি নিজেকে অতিশয় শক্তিশালী মনে করে, তার নিজের কল্পনার জগতে থাকা উচিত নয়।বাংলাদেশ কোনো পিঁপড়ে নয় এটি তার চেয়ে বড়। প্রয়োজন হলে বাংলাদেশ ভারতের জন্য গুরুতর প্রভাব ফেলতে পারে.

[Zamrū Chauhān @_memerao]

@Fintech03 It ain’t DeePuck , it’s mostly D(with a shwa) and a pak
Dpæk 😜

[Zamrū Chauhān @_memerao]

@salloverse Garud puran mein iski kya saza hai pata hai na

[Zamrū Chauhān @_memerao]

@otokyo Women !

[Zamrū Chauhān @_memerao]

@swapnakpanda It’s quite simple , America is a high trust society , India isn’t , I often cite the 4 way STOP 🛑 sign analogy, it will never work in India , it flawlessly works in USA.

[Zamrū Chauhān @_memerao]

@yadav_sunil01 @SureshK84772 Jab Atiq ke saamne neta ji ki gaan itni tight ho jaati thi ki bolte the "Arre wah, yeh toh izzat hai bhai, izzat!"

Saala dar ke maare ched itna chhota ho jaata tha, goosebumps bhi andar hi andar mar jaate the.

[Zamrū Chauhān @_memerao]

@matkashbakihai @Nel55525 @cbe_sam @Gopalee67 Where I come from, we have a saying: if you turn blind in spring, all you see is green. I'm afraid there's no cure for selective blindness. Storytelling is a craft; the skill of weaving fiction with true events is clever ,it just plants that giant “what if” in the reader's mind.

[Zamrū Chauhān @_memerao]

@matkashbakihai @Nel55525 @cbe_sam @Gopalee67 When I saw #Dhurandhar2‌ , it reminded me of the book “The Fist of God” by Frederick Forsyth, which has a foreword written by an ex-CIA asset. I recommend reading it. It shows quite well what happens when fact and fiction meet and create a blend.

[Zamrū Chauhān @_memerao]

@RadioGenoa Her ideal man appears to be a fascinating geopolitical merger: Chinese aesthetics, Nigerian infrastructure 🤪

[Zamrū Chauhān @_memerao]

@elonmusk How about we ship them all to build a colony on Mars , Australia 2.0 😎

[Zamrū Chauhān @_memerao]

@i_m_amit_kumar @grok @RShivshankar BSDK ! Itni chool machi hai toh kar ke dekh lena , BC ! ab kya @grok ki gaan me ghoos jaayega , jab ek baar usne bol diya , toh kya gaan ke baal tode pada hai 🤪