michael-angelo

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[michael-angelo @_Michael_Angelo]

"A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Brazilian...." The blonde replies, "Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?""

[michael-angelo @_Michael_Angelo]

"@shirvonne Loyal females deserve the best and I plan to give you everytang"

[michael-angelo @_Michael_Angelo]

"The only "B" word i call my girl is beautiful."

[michael-angelo @_Michael_Angelo]

"@carlisletyb I'm a bad lover. I once caught a peeping tom booing me. -Rodney Dangerfield ☺"

[michael-angelo @_Michael_Angelo]

""What mouse has 2 legs?" "I dont know." "Mickey Mouse!" "What duck has 2 legs?" "Donald Duck?" "No all ducks you retard.""@carlisletyb

[michael-angelo @_Michael_Angelo]

@VonneLatimore01 who do think you are?

[michael-angelo @_Michael_Angelo]

@VonneLatimore01 hey cute profile picture :)

[michael-angelo @_Michael_Angelo]

@_ooRoCkYoo_ I'm checking the comments...wanna see wat went down

[michael-angelo @_Michael_Angelo]

@_ooRoCkYoo_ ekse dis battle between diz n canibis ? No video or audio?

[michael-angelo @_Michael_Angelo]

@Hayden_Himself "Alien 1: "Did the humans get our message?" Alien 2: "Yes... but they've named it dubstep and now they dance to it.""

[michael-angelo @_Michael_Angelo]

Awe no flops my owe "@_ooRoCkYoo_: I don't do fifa,but da uda o'z do,can dula on monday I'm at graaf "

[michael-angelo @_Michael_Angelo]

@_ooRoCkYoo_ FiFa 12?

[michael-angelo @_Michael_Angelo]

"Breaking News: Dora suffers a heart attack after discovering Google Maps."

[michael-angelo @_Michael_Angelo]

"His breath is so bad why every time he smokes he blow onion rings"@carlisletyb @dj_carl_ @laydawg

[michael-angelo @_Michael_Angelo]

"88: It's 69 for fat people..."

[michael-angelo @_Michael_Angelo]

"@Sir_Hugo Fuck this shit! I'm going to Narnia."

[michael-angelo @_Michael_Angelo]

"@carlisletyb Just so you know, telling everyone that we are just friends is the hardest thing I have ever had to do."

[michael-angelo @_Michael_Angelo]

""Hey, what's up?" -Gas prices.- "You know what I mean, like what's crackin?" -Nutshells.- "Really? Fine. What's poppin?" -Corn.-"

[michael-angelo @_Michael_Angelo]

""Basoexia" is the term describing sexual arousal from only kissing. #sex #facts #omg #sexfacts"@shirvonne

[michael-angelo @_Michael_Angelo]

"S.C.H.O.O.L. -Seven crappy hours of our life. C.L.A.S.S. -Come late and start sleeping. F.I.N.A.L.S. - fuck i never actually learned shit."