Slender Man Impersonator

“if the world is my oyster then I must have an allergy to shellfish” he/him

[Slender Man Impersonator @_michaeloneil_]

What’s the point of a pinned tweet. Like why do you want that tweet to be the first thing people see

[Michael Little @Michael_Little_]

The border we need to secure is between church and state.

[Dr. Anastasia Maria Loupis @DrLoupis]

Correct

[Slender Man Impersonator @_michaeloneil_]

Rent in Roku City gotta be so cheap

[Kevlar @CEOofSludge]

a clogged dab pen and king arthur’s sword are basically the same thing

[Ryan Mura @RyanMura]

going from two decades of tom brady to patrick mahomes

[Slender Man Impersonator @_michaeloneil_]

Earth is healing

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Taco Bell is releasing a Baja Blast Gelato in 2024

[Slender Man Impersonator @_michaeloneil_]

Crazy dad lore

[Creepy.org @creepydotorg]

In 2003, two men stole a parked Boeing 727 from Luanda International Airport and flew away into the sunset. They've never been found.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

you ever killed your own vibe by remembering

[Jenni @hashjenni]

I hate being asked why I'm not talking. I literally just don't have anything to say pls leave me alone 😭

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

Mood

[auntie suga @tbdjango]

Absolutely underrated. They used to be in that silver foil bag. Iykyk

[Slender Man Impersonator @_michaeloneil_]

Watching SU basketball makes me want to admit myself to a psych ward

[Slender Man Impersonator @_michaeloneil_]

“It is what it is man” then my chest gets tight and my ears start ringing

[Slender Man Impersonator @_michaeloneil_]

People just now discovering Holst’s The Planets disappoints me so much