MK Dean

pcusa. queer. feminist. nerd. seminarian. mostly lurking, but friendly. #churchnerd

[Covid Caution - BA.3.2, XFG, LF.7, LP.8.1 @CovidCaution]

When Biden says "I ended COVID" what he really means is "I ended COVID protections":

- Vaccines no longer free / widely available
- Test to Treat no longer in operation
- PCRs no longer free
- Rapid tests unreliable
- Paxlovid costing $1,000+

Meanwhile wave after wave of COVID

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

Motion to refer to JD Vance as “Vladimir Futon” from here on out

That’s GOLD 🤣🤣🤣

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.@Etsy: Cancel the fee increase. Work with sellers, not against us! Join the campaign: https://t.co/AslWn9IiJV via @teamcoworker

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Falcor and Smaug believe they will!

[Chris "a SPARK of hope" Baron @baronchrisbaron]

This morning-outside with my 8YO staring at the clouds- she quietly asked me: "Dad, now that everything's changed do you think the dragons will come back?

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@BotPops white ladies

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@Nicole_Cliffe have you seen this? https://t.co/9wjJt7ddcA

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@BotPops vincent van no

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they told me they loved me on their birthday, about two months in, and I was Unprepared. but then the next day, drunk on birthday mimosas and french toast, I realized I had also loved them for awhile too. (2.5yrs now)

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@BotPops a ribbiting orchestra

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@lilah_sturges

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@Nicole_Cliffe in middle school I "dated" a boy I got bored of and I broke up with him via email. an email he received when he logged onto AOL to read the news about 9/11. he called me the next day and said "I couldn't sleep and I don't know if it was your email or the bombing"

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@RevJesKast Beyoncé preached and I got tattooed. #MySixWordStoryOfFaith

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@Nicole_Cliffe he eventually checked his email like a week later ... on September 11, 2001. he called me the next day to say he couldn’t sleep and “didn’t know if it was [my] email or the attack”

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@Nicole_Cliffe I was in middle school and I had this “boyfriend” who I talked to on the phone sometimes but he didn’t go to my school. I got bored and emailed him we needed to talk. no response. a few days later I got tired of waiting and emailed him to break up. 1/2

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@Ravenmelodie_ WHAT?!?! what’s the meme???? I’m so honored!!

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WOW https://t.co/1PKknlNl23

[🌧🌩️ Kea 🌔 @Wally_Wests]

Two non-binary folks meeting online:

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@Nicole_Cliffe https://t.co/zk5Q5Xwf5C

[Sarah Lyn Jones @HeyJonesie]

My favorite #BlackPanther moment was when #killmonger was talking about killing world leaders and the kid in my row whispered "Donald Trump."

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also! not a theater but the night my friends and I watched donnie darko in hs, then stayed up until like 3am ~processing it~ (sober!!!) and then when I went upstairs to pee it was snowing and our exchange student friend hadn’t ever seen snow so we danced in the snow in slippers. https://t.co/GI0eLC8knW