maureen.

talking to the abyss

[lily gaming 🦊 @Ikol_Tweets]

NHS gathering geolocations for Palantir and keeping it to use against you for PIP claims

[hal @haliwriteswords]

really fun to get a masters degree, apply for 5 jobs, get rejected by 3 of them within a week, and now i get 10 spam phone calls a day because they sold my data

[George 🌍🌻💚 @Dr_Mari_Ordell]

Starmer going through the Y9 canon experience of being frozen out the friendgroup omg 😭

[Louise 🔸 (France 5-15/7, Berkeley 7/22-8/12) @LeRoyDesCimes]

when i email americans i always put more exclamation points, out of respect for their culture

[Stephen Daisley @JournoStephen]

Let me be the first to call upon Andy Burnham to resign as Prime Minister.

[martha @mxmsworld]

Who do I give my CV to for the PM role?

[ian bremmer @ianbremmer]

in the future everyone will be uk prime minister for fifteen minutes

[🥷🏿 @kftwt]

he’s resigning after constantly failing for TWO YEARS and he’s taking the time to slag off corbyn 😭😭😭😭 he hasn’t learnt anything. he is genuinely stupid and despises labour voters

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

First they came for the em dash and I did not speak out. Then they came for the Oxford comma…

[peeleraja @peeleraja]

Friendly reminder that the United Nations seems to exist only so that rich kids of IB schools can play Model UN

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

Don’t come around me wit dem meta glasses cause ima think you a mossad agent

[TheRealThelmaJohnson @TheRealThelmaJ1]

Telling the government to arrest the pedophiles is like telling Miley Cyrus to arrest Hannah Montana.

[chompy gigante 🎃💜 #caitvi @omgchomp]

so like is anything going to happen from the worst information i’ve ever read in my life coming out or does literally nothing matter at all

[Roy Drones Jr @chiweethedog]

They are auctioning off Palestinian land in the United States and democrats are all sitting around and wondering whether it’s antisemitic to have a problem with that.

[chance @chanceposts]

I will trust someone on Reddit from 11 years ago with my life before using chatgpt for anything

[Jasmine's Garden @SacredWhoreee]

It’s “a sign”

No bitch, it’s an ad because you have all the permissions on your phone turned on to allow companies to track you.

[Hughes-on-the-Wold @NotThatHughes]

Now we can all sleep safe in our beds. Thanks guys

[Rolo Tony @PoorOldRoloTony]

The worst part about playing Monopoly is when you get to the last stretch where one person is obviously winning, everybody else is miserable, and every turn is just paying said person money.

[Michael Walker @michaeljswalker]

I am 100% sure if someone like Mamdani tried to stand as London mayor Labour would block him.