mperial

software dev | gym rat | your mom’s favorite nerd

[taoki @justalexoki]

can't believe i spent my whole life becoming Good At Computer only for Computer to become Better At Computer

[DapperJameson @DapperJameson]

Yesterday was an absolute banger...
16 hour stream.
10 straight hours and over 300 KC of Yama.
LOTTA double vodka crans.
But we FINALLY got our first drop.

Heater.

[mperial @_mperial]

indulging in my ffil’s white sauce..

[staysaasy @staysaasy]

Friends outside of tech: lol copilot is dumb

Friends in tech: I just bought iodine tablets and have made an offer on land upstate. My supplies of antibiotics and potable water are sufficient but I need to set up hydroponics to make it through the first few years.

[DapperJameson @DapperJameson]

Fellas...
We did it.

Got the quest cape.
Long time coming.

[mperial @_mperial]

@DapperJameson Yeah, I’m gonna need a compression test on that bat chief.. no way it’s that hot

[mperial @_mperial]

✅ 2 cups of coffee
✅ gym
✅ pushed to prod on a Friday

Pretty productive Friday if you ask me…

[mperial @_mperial]

If you use large desktop icons and you aren’t eligible to receive social security, you cannot be trusted.

[mperial @_mperial]

@StinceBuilt @jeffstinson knocked it out of the park with this one brother, thank you 🙏 couldn’t even wait to get all of the plastic off before booting 😆

+ a little protective film asmr

[mperial @_mperial]

Excited to see how this piece of hardware performs. Stince has come through time and time again for the homies!

[Jeff “Stince” Stinson @JeffMStinson]

"Stince, what CPU should I get for the next system that offers longevity and offers the best FPS...?"

This one... the 9800x3D. 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻

[mperial @_mperial]

If you post a picture of an XAMPP control panel next, I may have to block you.. 😖

[Gary Simon @designcoursecom]

Only OG's will remember.

[mperial @_mperial]

🫰🫰

[Ashley 🖤 @MsDynamic_]

I swear people get so mad when you lose weight and start feeling yourself 🤣

[mperial @_mperial]

@efncytv @Kalebina11 Tragic. Bro been waiting all night to take that screenshot 😭

[mperial @_mperial]

@RepAndyBarr @JamesComer @brettguthrie @RepHalRogers @RepGuthrie To the interns running the accounts, please point my veteran friend in the right direction.

Not asking for special treatment, just the right direction to get some answers.

Thank you.

[MushuDynasty @mushudynasty]

In Kentucky, the ✨️ONLY✨️ way to get an ID, if you lost your SS card or birth certificate, is ENROLLING IN A SUBSTANCE ABUSE PROGRAM!

I am a 100% sober, disabled vet trying to get on my feet after homelessness.

@AndyBeshearKY this seems kind of ridiculous, please advise??

[mperial @_mperial]

@mushudynasty

[v0 @v0]

Announcement: we have fired the @v0intern.

They were the one responsible for the purple gradients in all the v0 generations.

[mperial @_mperial]

Genuine question..

Why doesn’t BSG offload some cheater management to the community? Allowing distinguished community members (i.e. sherpas) to validate/invalidate ban reports based on additional info they’d have access to?

Idk.. may not be feasible, but just a thought..

[Tigz @RealTigz]

why is this guy not banned

bro has jumped up 4 kd in a single day just mass killing everything

was doing the same last wipe as well...

🤣🤣🤣

[mperial @_mperial]

Get up. Go outside. Elevate your heart rate. Make wise food decisions. Get sleep. Repeat. Not that complex.

Oh yeah.. I forgot, you’re lazy.. carry on I guess

[mperial @_mperial]

bro taps heads

[mperial @_mperial]

Am I the only one who helps curbside workers?