“Sorry, are you...?”
“Oh... no! No, I’m not, sorry...”
“Ah! That’s ok, haha, thanks, sorry”
“Sorry”
Transcript of a Brit asking another Brit if they’re in the queue
As a social media influencer, I am available to advertise the following:
- cheese
- chopping blocks
- divorce services
- bacon
- foreign invasion-related products
- seductive apparel
- instructional materials on starting your own church
- wine fountains
- cake