Devaditya

Awesome at correcting typos. Trying to evolve and learn cybersecurity now!

[Tyler Austin Harper @Tyler_A_Harper]

This is great.

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Physician: Your body has ran out of magnesium.

Me: 0mg

[vintage tipu sir_ 53.78_ @onetiponehand_]

What did Ajit Agarkar say to Surya Kumar Yadav before sacking him?

TATA SKY

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Due to the high cost of energy, the light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.

[erika @yeeeerika]

the human spirit was not designed for this many passwords

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

I don't know why you need this information, but this is the aerodynamics of a beaver

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

The internet used to be full of websites; there were millions of them and you could browse for hours and come away smarter rather than dumber. Now there are four sites and they've made half the population illiterate. We've destroyed a wonderful thing, and it has destroyed us.

[cricketingview @cricketingview]

RCB have become a marvellous T20 side by moving on from Kohli.

IND became a marvellous T20 side by moving on from Kohli

Kohli himself has become a much better T20 player by moving on from Kohli.

[LindyMan @PaulSkallas]

Once you become an air conditioning society, you don’t go back. You stop rolling down car windows. Houses become sealed boxes. People move from cooled home to cooled car to cooled office to cooled store. Society goes indoors. Outdoor life becomes diminished.

It changes more than temperature.

[Niks @Pivot2Centre]

As a former receiver of police lathi at India gate in Dec 2012, I 100% endorse this tweet.

A 6ft lathi when swung hard transfers the momentum with a multiplier effect on your body. The print on the skin goes away, but the damage to the joints remains forever

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

When the shirt is laid flat, it looks like a capital 'T.'

[World of Engineering @engineers_feed]

Dickens: It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.

Schrödinger: Nice.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Here are words that are actually acronyms

BASE jumping
Building, Antenna, Span, Earth

CAPTCHA
Completely Automatic Public Turing test to tell Computers and Humans Apart

Taser
Thomas A. Swift's Electric Rifle

SIM card
Subscriber Identity Module

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

The word ‘timid’ is in ‘intimidate.’

‘Intimidate’ means "to make timid.”

That’s kind of neat, right?

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Bob is my nickname.

Robert is my nicholasname.

[SlimySlimer 🇨🇱 @SlimerSlimy]

Had to draw this crap because a friend on discord legit didn't know what's POV

[Seth Daniel @sethdanie1]

As a millennial:

Phone is for fun internet (shit posting)
Computer is for serious internet (booking flights)

[World of Science @Science_TechTV]

Cowculus.

[VixenInTheCity @NikitaCatSpeaks]

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