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favorite color: 2a623d

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@DustinKeitel If you like F# you might also like C#

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music theory is basically a chord recommendation engine

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mood

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me: this code doesn't look that bad, I can probably PR it
succulent plant on my desk:
me:
plant:
me: okay maybe some refactoring and cleaning up wouldn't hurt
plant:
plant:
plant:
me: alright, alright, I'll write some unit tests as well!! jeez....

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when you thought it was gonna be a no-laptops meeting

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challenge of the day: not using the word "clusterfuck" when giving a tech talk about productionizing machine learning models

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when you're deploying to production and see the number of exceptions rising

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startup employees can have a little 401k match, as a treat

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"Life Before I Knew I Could Expand and Scroll Down the Error Message" autobiography, part I

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Is that what binpacking is? @bart_massi

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So every time I take my pug to the vet I feed him snacks so that he doesn't get nervous. Now when we go for a walk we always end up there because he thinks that if (vet's office) then snackies. In my paper The Fundamental Problems with Machine Learning I'd like to examine...

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git shame -a should print the usernames of everyone who doesn't squash their commits

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on this flight?

Dad: *nudging me* that should've been you

Me: Not now Dad

Dad: Not asking for a programmer to help, are they?

Me: Dad, there's a medical emergency happening right now

Dad: Go and see if "rm -rf node_modules" helps

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sometimes i set my slack status to "away" so that my teammates think i have life outside work

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alias yeet='git push'
alias yoink='git pull'
alias oof='git reset --hard'

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@bart_massi Oof

[Shit Pilgrim Says @ShitPilgrimSays]

it’s so cool how you think something is magic and then turns out it has a github repo

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Hahhahah

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TFW referring an extremely qualified senior engineer whom you've met at #GHC2019 and she also happens to have worked with a tech stack similar to your company's stack