Joe

Be kind,life is half random.
A Manchester United fan and a lover of all sports.
#FreeMind
IFB #KOTLoyals

[Hon. George Peter Kaluma (Commentaries) @gpdkaluma]

It hurts to watch the Health Minister begging those with Oxygen cylinders to grant the same to the Government for use in fighting Covid-19 when we remember the stories of how people walked into and out of KEMSA with our billions 😭

[Ole Parseen 𓋹 @shunet_anuel]

Lol just remembered last year kuna watu waliita ambulance iwapeleke enjoyment😂🤦🏾‍♂️

[Njeri Maina @Maina__Njeri]

Throwing 'siwezi ambiwa hivyo' at two people arguing>>>

[G U R U @zolamaphila]

THINGS TO REMOVE FROM YOUR CV IN 2021.
Thread.

[Njeri Wa Gathoni @NjeriGathoni1]

You inspire people who pretend to not even see you. Trust me.

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

Being an adult comes with responsibilities. Someone telling you to get a good padlock for locking your door is not supporting thieves, but is just telling you to take necessary precautions to ensure your belongings are safe.

[Nick Ndeda @NickNdeda]

When I was a kid I thought my mum's first name was Apenji (That's Luo for "I have a question") coz that's how my dad always started conversations with her even when she is another room!

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

Karibu ni assassinatiwe na ngwaci asubuhi. Healthy eating ni menace

[Joe @_ndungu_]

Me calculating the fee😂

[Comfort Brands @ComfortBrands]

#SanitaryHealth #WomensHealth #MenstrualHygiene #LetsTalkMenstrualHealth

Menstrual Hygiene is vital to the empowerment and well-being of women not only in Kenya but worldwide. And it's not just about access to sanitary pads and appropriate toilets - though those are important.

[Comfort Brands @ComfortBrands]

@MHDay28May reports that only 12% of girls in Kenya would be comfortable to receive information from their mothers.
2021 is the time to change the narrative. Let's be open to talk about it.

#LetsTalkAboutIt
#Comfort
#ComfortPantyLiners
#2021

[LoyalTweep @LoyalTweep]

Honeymoon imeisha😂😂
Security withdrawn
#MUFC
#MUNSHU

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

Women are judged by their past,

Men are judged by their future,

Don't be in a rush.

Don't succumb to family and society pressure.

Take time and scrutinize her past with a toothcomb.

Don't just pick anything.

You deserve better.

#MasculinitySaturday

[Joe @_ndungu_]

😂😂😂

[26 @Eryr_]

Unapikiwa pilau mara mingi mpaka ile siku utaipenda kumbe ni sababu exboyfriend wake alikuwa anapenda pilau.

[HotepSun @HotepSun]

Ukitandika vitambaa juu yah sofa when you were a kid.

[Malab🍯 @KokiWabule]

Kenyans really make it their duty to give the birthday person alcohol poisoning 😭

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

Child-upkeep is a lucrative business in Nairobi. This gender just gets pregnant by mistake and then starts asking for child support. More reason why no man should impregnate the wrong woman.

[Ashley K. @AshleyKSmalls]

“This could’ve been an email”