Hey you know you’d actually be a lot more tznius if you put your bag on your face. To be honest, you’re distracting me from my learning. And what’s that in your hand? Hope it’s not a TREIF phone! Haha get it? Anyway, are you in the parsha?
Make a Har Sinai cake, they said. Make the frosting green, they said. Wear gloves to make sure your hands aren’t green from food coloring, nobody said!!!
Chag sameach