xandra😛

• ricky Montgomery enjoyer • Chappell Roan Enthusiast• professional coal eater •

[xandra😛 @_notxandra]

I just donated to help @MSF_USA save lives of people caught in crisis. Join me here: https://t.co/pUYcqF01PF

[rachel. .. @rachelchinourir]

“I think I spoke too soon” • my 2nd album • October 16th ✨🪩💙

[xandra😛 @_notxandra]

@Not_SleepyAtALL @foucqre you may not have intended but this is a load bearing tweet for me now i will be thinking about “the wailing of the other miis” for days

[🌾🌾dyatlov pastiche 🌾🌾 @muffinlab]

i'm slouching in my chair and watching videos on my phone with the brightness all the way up. i'm dehydrated, my skin is dry and i'm abusing advil. my fit is trash too

[xandra😛 @_notxandra]

contender for worst liberal tweet of all time

[legallyminded @legallyminded]

I voted for Clinton, Biden, and Harris. My conscience is clear.

[xandra😛 @_notxandra]

@jankamiyro spongebob

[sami @folklovrep]

AMO SER LATINA AMO SER DEL PAÍS DEL TERERE AMO SER DE LA RAZA GUARANÍ AMO QUE MI IDIOMA OFICIAL SEA INDÍGENA GRACIAS BENITO

[María Laura @malaurossii]

“No puede emocionarte tanto un cameo”

- Yo cuando salió la bandera de Paraguay 0,01 segundos en el Show de Bad Bunny #SuperBowlLX :
https://t.co/cfgLKeaGU7

[M @oomfjamajo]

@diandrasdiandra you don't know these people btw

[Maria @mlstrat]

i do appreciate the continuity of bruno mars asking his employee julio to grab his limo in “uptown funk” and then asking him to serve the scampi in “that’s what i like.” i hope julio is well compensated for his continuing efforts

[xandra😛 @_notxandra]

loved wicked for good but they were trying to make clock-tick happen too hard #wicked

[xandra😛 @_notxandra]

over the dead sea keeping you company

[Eliezère @notsoelie]

JD Vance is going to divorce his Indian wife, distance himself from his family, marry Charlie Kirk’s widow, and position himself as a candidate for the 2028 U.S. presidential election.

[xandra😛 @_notxandra]

@brinaroan did u meet a guy in the summer and leave him in the spring by chance

[xandra😛 @_notxandra]

life is so precious

[xandra😛 @_notxandra]

this looks like the first episode of house md

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Taylor Swift releases ‘The Life of a Showgirl (Track by Track Version).’

Each song is preceded by a voice note introducing the track.

[xandra😛 @_notxandra]

@WikiOoc to the tune of toms diner:

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

Not only is it historically and factually inaccurate, but it is also deeply irresponsible. From the critical role female spies played in the American revolution to the Navajo code talkers in WWII our diversity has always been and remains one of our nation’s greatest strengths.