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[Haky @Haky49501827]

Durex condom 800 KES ,B&B 5,000 KES,drinks and food 3,500 KES, fare to and from 2,000 KES,something small for her after she leaves 5,000 KES🙆‍♀️eii cheating is expensive,mtu ana cheat mwogope,huyo ako na pesa vibaya.

[Mavin Mabonga @Mabonga_254]

Goons in Kisii stonned HE. DAvid Maraga’s car. This was actually happening in front of uniformed police officers.

Why is this government sponsoring militia in the country?

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Kenya's government plans to use more than Sh1 trillion held by SACCOs to help finance major development projects through the National Infrastructure Fund.

The move is set to be backed by the new Cooperatives Bill.

[Nelson Amenya @amenya_nelson]

I remember Jimi Wanjigi saying govt will come for your money in banks well looks like it might get there soon

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

Didmus Barasa was today heckled and chased away by mourners during the burial of the brother of Bumula MP Hon Jack Wanami in Nangata village, Bumula Constituency.

The incident happened after Barasa reportedly tried to attack Senator Osotsi at the function, which was also attended by Governor George Natembeya and Senator Edwin Sifuna.

[I am Chege @_James041]

Hahaha!

There's an employer who was asked to pay a security guard Ksh 900,000 for unfair dismissal, in March 2025.

The employer was served and she never responded to court summons nor appeared before the court.

The security guard served her via WhatsApp and he presented the WhatsApp message as his evidence.

The court concluded that the WhatsApp grey ticks were a proof that she saw the court documents and deliberately decided not to respond nor defend the suit.

The pair of grey ticks on WhatsApp was used as evidence in the Employment and Labour Relations Court,

And she was asked to pay the former security guard KSh992,146.60 in compensation after the court found his dismissal unlawful and unfair.

[Abuga with a G🐐 @aab26_]

Nduthi guy: nvjjfcjuvkohdrgxghjcvybj

Me: eeh bana huyo polo kimani haogangi ata akienda job asubuhi

Nduthi guy: Nasema umembao usonge nyuma msolombo iache kunidunga mgongo

[Renaissance ⚔️ Morio @RamzZy_]

Someone saw the margins big pharma makes and decided that’s going to be his cake. LOL

[The Kenyan Vigilante @KenyanSays]

Many Kenyans have been stunned by a striking billboard along University Way in Nairobi filled with actual trash. The installation contains nearly two tonnes of plastic waste collected from the city's streets, aiming to highlight the growing plastic pollution crisis and encourage better waste disposal habits.

[Murray Hill Guy @MurrayHillGuy1]

Women Saying, “He raised the bar”

Without realizing she climbed with him is a new level of delusion.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

No penis is bigger than a baby's head, refrain from Unnecessary moaning during sex Wanjiru. Avoid singoo mothers at all costs, wote nima konimen.🌚

[Abdulahi Adan @AbdulahiAdan10]

Watu wa kulazimisha kuingia lane. Hii ni mambo gani sasa!!!

[Kamùdù Dragon @Hey__Z]

Kuna gari tushaiuzia msee ,came as if he was a broker . We even split commission . Little did we know gari ni yeye amenunua

[𝗩𝗶𝗴𝗶𝗹𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗲 𝗩𝗮𝗻𝗴𝘂𝗮𝗿𝗱 @vinguard254]

Are you following what's happening on the ground?

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Women will never check on you, bro. If you receive an unexpected "Hi," they definitely want to borrow money from you. Normalize ignoring women's texts.

[Dirmax✨🌍 @JustDirmax]

I was expecting to see wigs, bags and perfumes 😂😂

[Eric @amerix]

KSH 1 Billion:

• Will build 13 of these secondary schools, fully equipped.

Kenya is losing 3 billion daily (36 schools) to corruption, lies and deception.

Jameson stole 600 billion.

[Cerebral Assassin @xysist]

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[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

The High Court has suspended NTSA's mandatory annual inspection for privately owned, non-commercial vehicles.

The order will stay in place until June 22, 2027, as the court hears a case challenging the new inspection rules.

[Donald B Kipkorir @DonaldBKipkorir]

NTSA Director General says @ntsa_kenya fines are not paid through eCitizen to avoid fraud … Is the DG saying eCitizen is fraudulent???????