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he/him or they/them 🏰 🏳️‍🌈

[MK @_ohheyitsmk_]

There can be a hundred people in a room, and if you flip Madame Morrible upside down you get a Wicked Witch

[Monica💚🍉Free Congo, Palestine & Sudan @BlakPantherBabe]

Yall was just laughing at undocumented immigrants getting ate up by alligators but now "no one deserves this"

Go to hell with the mf then

[Doc  @DocAtCDI]

ICE officers stopped by our farm yesterday.

“We need to inspect your property for illegal aliens,” one of them said.

I replied, “Alright, but whatever you do, don’t go into that field over there.”

The officer in charge exploded.

“Mister, I have the authority of the federal government behind me!” he barked, reaching into his back pocket. He yanked out a badge and shoved it in my face.

“See this fucking badge? This badge means I can go wherever I want on ANY land. No questions asked, no answers given. Am I clear? Do you understand?”

I nodded politely and said, “Be my guest.”

Then I went back to my chores.

About ten minutes later, I heard screaming. I looked up and saw six ICE agents running for their lives, being chased by my big, mean, old bull. And with every step, that bull was closing in. Fast.

It looked like they were about to get gored for sure.

So I dropped my tools, ran over to the fence, and shouted at the top of my lungs:

“YOUR BADGE! SHOW HIM YOUR FUCKING BADGE!”

[Martin thesundancekydd @dontcallmekydd]

Those KINGS saw their opportunity and TOOK IT!
#pope #habemuspapam

[MK @_ohheyitsmk_]

What i meant to say was “Rube Goldberg Machine” but what I actually said was “Leu Gehrig Machine.”

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

Fun Fact: More people showed up for the Bernie Sanders/AOC protest today than for Trump’s last inauguration.

[MK @_ohheyitsmk_]

What I would do to be this guinea pig

[MK @_ohheyitsmk_]

Can’t believe I’ve been on this app for 13 fucking years

[Mysil Bergsprekken @SkyrimResident]

Hear me out...

[James F. Love IV @JamesFLoveIV]

This:

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

watching all of them squirm in their seats is very satisfying. this was extremely badass and immaculately delivered

[Kei @RealMamaEagle]

"We can be friends despite having different political views."

No actually, here is why we can't.

[Piyush Mittal 🇺🇸🇺🇦🟧🌊🌈 @piyushmittal]

A larger crowd showed up today to protest Trump’s presidency than were there for his last inauguration. In cold weather. They didn’t erect gallows, they didn’t break doors and windows. They didn’t smear feces on walls. This is what a peaceful protest looks like.

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

💯🎯

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

I need every democrat to have this energy for the next four years

[برَندن @island__stylin]

I absolutely love Bernie Sanders 😅💀

#Inauguration2025