Jasmine

turning lemonade into lemons

[Jasmine @_ohjasminee]

Keep showing up for yourself & don’t let the hard days win

[Annalea 🪷🐝🌻 @citizengatsby]

People have seriously lost their fucking minds.

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

Look away from your laptop for 1 second and MS Teams will say u left the country

[myesha thee stallion @myeshachou]

people in their 20s be like "this is my emotional support master’s degree"

[Work Retire Die @WorkRetireDie]

You come to me today, on a Friday afternoon, to ask me to do the job that I'm paid to do? This I cannot do

[indi @indagho]

taco bell doesn’t hurt my stomach bc it knows i approach it with pure intentions and a positive spirit

[Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett]

one of the great joys in this life is looking at your pets weird little teeth

[joey @j_lopez17]

Let’s get this W tomorrow. #GoFins

[Maya Rupert @MayaRupert]

Adults having breakfast at a friend’s apartment before heading off to work is the biggest lie television ever told me.

[Jasmine @_ohjasminee]

this is @j_lopez17

[viv! @sweetbabyviv]

Venting 2 my little brother n him saying “damn viv I ain’t order a yappuccino”

[𝒷𝑒𝒸𝒸𝒾🤠 @loveisahorsegrl]

i was not built to work 5 days a week i was built to go to concerts and travel

[Jack Boot @IamJackBoot]

You eat one amazing peach then spend the rest of your life buying lousy peaches trying to repeat the experience. Forever chasing that peach dragon; that’s how good it was.

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

“yeah, I definitely have some capacity! What do you need?"

[sam parker @samprkr]

Most of my job is slacking "perf" and "ty" back and forth forever

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I wanna get ahead of this and just say when it comes to Rhaenyra Targaryen I do support women’s wrongs. don’t care what she does that is my queen

[bug girl @buggirl]

3pm-5pm is the bane of my existence every day between 3pm-5pm i lose my will to live and go insane

[Mike Scollins @mikescollins]

Taco Bell is announcing their new menu like it's the new iPhone except this Cheez-It Crunchwrap is actually more innovative

[gordon @gordonramashray]

not to tweet like a plant but i think sunlight fucking rocks

[Taco Bell @tacobell]

eldest daughters deserve an extra spicy baja blast today