osumo

🎶 Music lover | 💻 programmer | 💪 Calisthenics enthusiast | ⚽ Football fanatic | 🎥 Movie buff | Passionate about tech and creativity.

[𐙚⋆ @voidwithverses]

“𝘐 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘮𝘺 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘥𝘪𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘴𝘵.”

— 𝘍𝘺𝘰𝘥𝘰𝘳 𝘋𝘰𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘦𝘷𝘴𝘬𝘺

[Arap Chemangira @Kipletingmaina]

She was my FIFA world Cup but I was a somali referee

[S∆IN✞  @The_Big_Chifa_]

Aaaah fuck... Que sera sera

[Your Best Version @YourPrimePath]

It took me 7 years to realize that the only cure to depression is just leaving the house at every single possible opportunity no matter how badly you don’t want to.

[Laci Knight @LaciMarieKnight]

So after all that drama… the people who skipped the COVID vaccine are just… fine? 🤔

[MrBlack™ @KE_MrBlack]

Accident ilifanyika hapa but the man on the billboard was just smiling

[ganesh @breathMessi21]

"Bro just receive the ball and get past the entire defense, what's wrong with you"

[Kk🏝 @kushgramm]

Lost all my hoes to prove to a hoe I'm not a hoe just to find out, she's a hoe

[✦ 𝓢𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 ✦🪐 @upshine3]

Me: i love you

Porn director: CUT what the fuck

[Castro💀 @pablo69castro]

Kuniambia niwatch series ama movies za Tyler Perry ni one of the most disrespectful thing you can ever do to me, heri niskize sauti ya chura for hours man

[Moh @theyluvmoh]

Leo nyinyi mumeamka kuniharibia siku, maumbwa nyinyi btw.

[osumo @_osumo]

@mr_amanfo Well Chelsea and man utd are not the best teams in England bro chill

[HIM🐐 @ComedianMwirigi]

Team ya FPL hata sikuresign I just silently walked away from the job

[Talisman🔫 @maximpelle]

Ni saa kumi lakini solar inawaka kama tuko saa sita. How do we pin this on Ruto

[✞ @wydstates70]

Nalipa rent nusu alafu nilale nje watu wako na jokes😂

[𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐫 @Finehairr_]

I'm going through a heart break and I can't stop thinking about how rich I'll be and all my exes will regret leaving me