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In search of satire and sanity•
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[𝐩𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐨 @_pablo254]

Departing for 3 moons — touching earth, locking in with resolve.

[𝐩𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐨 @_pablo254]

@ESPNAfrica

[𝐩𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐨 @_pablo254]

@Mnyika_1 🇳🇬🇳🇬

[𝐩𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐨 @_pablo254]

@Waineywayne @kuria254k Mind you its 1:25 at night 😆

[Path of Men @PathOfMen_]

"Politicians and diapers must be changed often and for the same reason"

- Mark Twain

[#𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐞 @RealNate08]

If you have an ocha, be going home regularly to take a break from this city. That alone solves 85% of your mental issues. Hiyo 2500/- per session munapelekea therapists, nunulia wazazi shopping na uende uwaone.

Interact with villagers, do some work, take walks along the river

[Jay @_mr_mutinda]

Chunga bibi yake asikupate

[Rasna Warah @RasnaWarah]

I said it before, am saying it again, one day someone will look at Kenya and say, here lie the ruins of a country destroyed by greed.

[Essential Mastery @EssentialMastry]

“I am nothing to anyone, and that is my greatest freedom.”

- Franz Kafka

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

Texas DMV says Houston man’s license plate is an offensive word when flipped upside down and gave him a 30-day cancellation warning.

[𝐩𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐨 @_pablo254]

@SomoinaKapeen @chapatimistress Hizo ndo @Earlsimxx anaitaga memory seats?

[New Mentalities @NewMentalities]

And the cost increases as you get closer because greatness protects itself from the uncommitted. Be relentless.

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

A man who pays college fees for a woman is a lost man.

He is a man sunk in masculine paralysis.

He is sick.

Diverting your financial resources to fund the lifestyle of a woman instead of using the money to create wealth is mental sickness.

You will suffer in the end.

[𝐩𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐨 @_pablo254]

As long as there's life, there's hope.

[𝐩𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐨 @_pablo254]

@kerubo_hillary 😅😅

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Mimi naye najuanga nikijituma naweza kafunga mbaya sana. My only problem is I am just too comfortable on being average and the less effort it takes to remain average. Sijui itakuaje sasa

[Eric @amerix]

Keep your wife away from contraceptives.

Embrace sexual discipline.

[𝐩𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐨 @_pablo254]

@Mbinya__ 😅😅

[𝐩𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐨 @_pablo254]

@MikeBales Mike Balls 👑

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

Distinction Between Guts and Balls

Guts:
Coming home late after a night out with the boys, being met at the door by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask,
“Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?”

Balls:
Coming home late after a night out with the boys, smelling of perfume and beer, with lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and saying,
“You’re next, Chubby.”

Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome.
Both result in death. 💀