Palmer Joss

Michigan supremacist and Gaylor truther. Firm believer that everyone deserves a home. she/her

[Palmer Joss @_palmerjoss]

I think Jorts is more of an Allen than a Ken

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

Jean is everything.
I am just Jorts

[Palmer Joss @_palmerjoss]

Hey I just want you to know that anyone who tells you they make their own cream sauces for casseroles/hot dish is fucking lying and when no one’s looking they are opening a can of Campbell’s cream of mushroom like the rest of us.

[Palmer Joss @_palmerjoss]

My older sister Kristina is missing and we really need to find her. Please keep an eye out if you frequent Warren, Highland Park or the Eight Mile corridor east of Woodward.

[Palmer Joss @_palmerjoss]

RT @ninaturner: Solidarity with @RashidaTlaib ✊🏾🇵🇸💜

[Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib @RepRashida]

Joining me in the chamber today is Hani Almadhoun, who has lost over 150 members of his extended family in Netanyahu’s genocide. After witnessing his sister forced to eat animal feed, he and his family were determined to start a soup kitchen to feed their starving neighbors.

[Palmer Joss @_palmerjoss]

My older sister Kristina is missing and we really need to find her. Please keep an eye out if you frequent Warren, Highland Park or the Eight Mile corridor east of Woodward.

[Palmer Joss @_palmerjoss]

Tattooed covered activist/organizer/radicals, the kind with baby bangs and look like they work at a vegan coffee shop, are always standoffish, unwelcoming and seemingly fatphobic.

[Palmer Joss @_palmerjoss]

Just paid $4.24 for a can of Diet Coke at the convention center.

[shreya @shreyabasu003]

You guys need to get out of the coasts. People in midwestern gas stations dress like this every day

[Palmer Joss @_palmerjoss]

Yes, yes, yes.

[Alien Ohakaeze @bmorealien]

Maryland IS the Upper South.

You ever been to Cecil County?
That’s north of Baltimore.

Anyone who doesn’t think Maryland is the South take a trip up there and report back to me.

[kelsey mckinney @mckinneykelsey]

crazy how the only generation that will have the option to retire just fucking won't.

[Palmer Joss @_palmerjoss]

I just had the best Lebanese food outside of SE Michigan in Raleigh North Carolina go fucking figure #toum

[jamie loftus 🌭 @jamieloftusHELP]

neither of these candidates are existing in the context of all in which they live

[Palmer Joss @_palmerjoss]

loooooooooooooooooooooove seeing stuff from 90s runways on red carpets now, see dua lipa met gala '23

[❦ @modelsdiaryy]

1. margot robbie wearing head to toe vintage gianni versace fall 1994, also worn by christy turlington in a versace ad & kate moss on the runway

[Palmer Joss @_palmerjoss]

Isn’t crime notably down recently?

[Alexa Ashwell @AlexaAshwell]

Fells Point restaurant owner has decided to temporarily close three businesses in the historic district. In this lengthy statement Chef Ashish Alfred cites on-going safety concerns. @FOXBaltimore

[Palmer Joss @_palmerjoss]

I should have become a contractor. It seems like you get to do or not do whatever you want.

[@[email protected] @Imani_Barbarin]

Our society has so thoroughly made being fat not only a personal failing but also The Worst Thing Possible ™️ that folks don’t even think twice about buying OFF BRAND OZEMPIC ONLINE…

[Palmer Joss @_palmerjoss]

My dad: oh wow it looks like you lost weight
Me: Yeah it’s like I haven’t been this stressed since you left my mom for another woman.

[a @book3nds]

nepotism used to mean something

[victoria ♀️ @fatfabfeminist]

please, give me back my headphone jack, I beg you